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Golden Corral's new slogans

Started by eegah, May 08, 2018, 02:58:41 AM

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WhyDontTheyLook

#75
July 05, 2023, 06:45:22 AM
"You must have calories to survive."
--The Color of Health (short)
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#76
August 01, 2023, 05:01:44 AM
"Always to the death... we guarantee it."
(The combination Golden Corral's/Men's Wearhouse's new slogan)
-- Fatal Combat
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#77
June 03, 2024, 01:11:51 PM
"In a hurry to die?"
--Ember Days
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#78
March 19, 2025, 10:49:59 AM
"I can't even gloat... it all looks so awful!"
- You're the Judge (short)
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#79
April 14, 2025, 12:12:17 PM
"Eat! Eat! Eat!"
-- Little Lost Sea Serpent
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#80
May 30, 2025, 11:33:55 AM
"Go and eat shit."
-- Fight to Win
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#81
August 19, 2025, 12:35:27 PM
"You trust quality over quantity."
Kevin: "Hey, the opposite of Golden Corral's new slogan!"
-- The Karate Kid
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#82
April 14, 2026, 10:47:49 AM
*movie character doubled over making vomiting noises*
-- Champagne and Bullets
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#83
July 22, 2026, 12:08:57 PM
"Now if you've got any brains, you'll get in that truck and get the hell out of here right now - this place is dangerous!" - Demonwarp
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#84
September 01, 2026, 11:06:02 AM
"No chance, no help, no escape"
(Golden Corral's bathrooms' new slogan)
-- Without Warning
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

#85
October 16, 2026, 01:29:32 PM
"I don't think any of us are in the mood for eating."
-- Sting of Death
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."
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