What have we learned?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that prisons will provide a spacious cell with a desk, phone, and sex ladder.
I learned that getting shot in the chest doesn't hurt all that much.
I learned that Daniel Baldwin can breathe underwater.
I learned just how bad an actor can be at cry-expositioning.
I learned that armored car drivers will not slow down for a bad traffic accident.
I learned that a defense attorney will have no problems aiding and abetting a fugitive.
I learned people drive all the way to San Diego to make one short video in the parking lot of a beach, then leave.
I learned that you can just catch rides with random vacationing families.