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[Pak-Man]

Robo Vampire

Feature film · 2019

Did the world really need another vampire movie? After all, we know all the tropes: they hop around like they’re on invisible pogo sticks, their leader is a gorilla who wants to marry a ghost-witch…

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

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Did the world really need another vampire movie? After all, we know all the tropes: they hop around like they're on invisible pogo sticks, their leader is a gorilla who wants to marry a ghost-witch, and they love heroin.

Okay, so maybe Robo Vampire takes a few liberties with Mr. Stoker's original mythos. But what it lacks in tradition it more than makes up for in utterly incoherent madness. There's not even a Robo Vampire and that's like the thirtieth most crazy thing in the movie Robo Vampire.

Robo Vampire foregoes the blood, and just wants to suck. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Robo Vampire!

[Johnny Unusual]

As I suspected, this is a Godfrey Ho joint.

Look him up.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0061792/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

His deal is that he takes Asian kung fu movies and re-edits them with new scenes for English speaking audiences and they are insane.  I saw one for an episode of How Did This Get Made?  I'm shocked this one didn't have the word "Ninja" in the title as 90 per cent of his movies did.

[losingmydignity]

Yay, more Asian films please!

[dbsommer]

Yay, more Asian films please!

Part of me wants to see Fantasy Mission Force done by them, but it's so intentionally absurd I'm not sure if they can improve it. I saw it back in the day of VHS rentals, but Brandon reminded me of how ridiculous it is. Jackie Chan is in it as well. His review

Japanese Nazis. Amazon Warriors. Ghosts. An Asian Scot. Just... everything.

[Pastor of Muppets]

The title is so close to "Robots vs. Vampires".  That title would have at least made sense, even if the content of the movie didn't.

[BathTub]

Let's go to the hop,... seriously WTF?

[Pastor of Muppets]

It's been a while since I watched this one, so I can't remember what Discount Robocop looked like.  Every time I try to remember, I just bring up the time Angry Video Game Nerd did his Robocop video.

[dbsommer]

He looks exactly like a human if was wrapped up to look like a baked potato.

[Pastor of Muppets]

It's been a while since I watched this one, so I can't remember what Discount Robocop looked like.  Every time I try to remember, I just bring up the time Angry Video Game Nerd did his Robocop video.

I watched this again last night, and now I feel bad for insulting AVGN.  The quality of his Robonerd costume is leaps and bounds above Discount Robocop.