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Golden Corral's new slogans

Started by eegah, May 08, 2018, 02:58:41 AM

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WhyDontTheyLook

"If I get through this without scratching from one end or the other, it'll be a miracle." - Game of Thrones S1 E1
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

"Relax... anything in here would be dead by now." - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

linszoid

"I never expect anything"

-Velvet Smooth

WhyDontTheyLook

"Feed me." - The Room (Redux)
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

Bit of a variation in this one...

"What did we do to deserve to be sent to this pit?" (Golden Corral's most positive review)
-- Blood Theatre
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

"Only evil can come to you here."

- Giant from the Unknown
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

Pak-Man

I wish I could remember the exact quote, but it was from Oblivion or Oblivion 2, and it was something like, "Some people take comfort in places of great desolation."

RVR II

'A Sandwich is just a Sandwich, but a Manwich is a Meal' The Jeffrey Dahmer Story :-X

linszoid

"I can't tell what it is from here, but you'll have its head on a platter by nightfall"
-Subarban Sasquatch

WhyDontTheyLook

#54
*Researcher's stomach explodes*

-Contamination
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

"In a couple of days, the stench alone would choke us." - Last Woman on Earth
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

"Bite whatever it is or shut up." -- The Return
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

Pak-Man

*LONG SCENE OF VOMITING SNOW* - Jack Frost

WhyDontTheyLook

"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

WhyDontTheyLook

Sign: "EAT"
- Vengeance of the Dead
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."