Golden Corral's new slogans

[eegah]

"It was unsanitary, but delicious" - Carnival of Souls (live)

[linszoid]

"Why did you come to this land of death" - Yor, Hunter of the Future.

[eegah]

"The less you know, the better." - Radical Jack

[linszoid]

"Hey, Food!"

Rats, Night of Terror

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"Stop feeding your ugly faces and listen to me." - Son of Sinbad

Also: "If this doesn't kill 'em, the smell will!"

[Cyrusso]

Sorry to break up the fun but... why do the guys hate Golden Corral so much? I mean I can't recall ever having any kind of bad experience or food all the times I have gone there. 

[Pak-Man]

We touched on that way earlier in the thread, but I've noticed that almost every comedian has that go-to restraint that they love to use as a punchline. Conan O'Brien loves to razz Olive Garden, Taco Bell and McDonalds are frequent targets of comedians the world over. Golden Corral has Mediocre (Not horrible) Food, and it's also a buffet so you eat a lot of it, so it lends itself very well to this running gag.

[linszoid]

Sorry to break up the fun but... why do the guys hate Golden Corral so much? I mean I can't recall ever having any kind of bad experience or food all the times I have gone there. 

Riffing doesn't mean hate.

[Iron Curtain]

We touched on that way earlier in the thread, but I've noticed that almost every comedian has that go-to restraint that they love to use as a punchline. Conan O'Brien loves to razz Olive Garden, Taco Bell and McDonalds are frequent targets of comedians the world over. Golden Corral has Mediocre (Not horrible) Food, and it's also a buffet so you eat a lot of it, so it lends itself very well to this running gag.

Exactly. Jon Stewart made fun of Arby's when he was the host of the Daily Show, but I love Arby's to death. You got to have a thick skin about these things.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"Get the hell away from here any way that you can, as fast as you can." - Solo: a Star Wars Story

[abosch]

I refer to their menu as "industrial food."

[linszoid]

"Some things can make you sick, hurt your body, and sometimes even kill you"

Octoman Live

[SJP]

"Get away from here, because what I'm about to do isn't legal, and I don't want any witnesses."

And the follow-up:

"And I'm telling you, it's going to blow." "Golden Corral's even NEWER slogan!"

-Fever Lake

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"He has chosen his own death!" - Purple Death from Outer Space

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"No one will stop us in our quest to reclaim victory!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)