It's me.

[God]

I'm the one who watches you use the bathroom.  Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[RVR II]

I can't plop in privacy anywhere..
I guess you couldn't help that we were made this way

[God]

Imagine how I feel.  I have to see everyone do it every single time.  I have no choice.  I see all whether I like it or not.  You can be in a pitch black room and close your eyes.  I still see every detail just the same.

[God]

Santa Claus also unwittingly has this power but he only sees Christian children.

[Iron Curtain]

Santa Claus also unwittingly has this power but he only sees Christian children.

Phew! I'm saved (because I'm Jewish)!

[God]

Well, I asked Santa about that.  I said, Santa, Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population and your God Jesus is Jewish so why don't you include them.  Santa argued, but Jesus sided with the Romans.