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Previews of Crappy Movies

Started by anais.jude, July 07, 2008, 03:58:29 PM

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anais.jude

I was int he music thread and saw this
Quote from: swisscheeseandbullets on July 06, 2008, 03:19:12 AM




this has got to be one the dumbest previews I have ever seen.

Anyone else find some gems?

Bob

Good god!

Looks like that director did some doozies in the mid to late 80's before being forced to go to Europe and TV.

She-Devil (1989)
Cookie (1989)
Making Mr. Right (1987)
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

She should be declared a threat to domestic security and not allowed to live in the US.

anais.jude

I don't know desperatly seeking susan wasn't all that bad

Bob

Quote from: anais.jude on July 07, 2008, 04:28:15 PM
I don't know desperatly seeking susan wasn't all that bad

I know, but THAT movie allowed her to make other movies, therefore, it is evil and bad.

Bob

Heatbeeps.    One of the most painful experiences known to man.


GLaDOS

Quote from: PSLOwner on July 07, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
Heatbeeps.    One of the most painful experiences known to man.
Hey now hold up there. Michael J Nelson said that's one of his favorite movies.

Bob

Quote from: GLaDOS on July 07, 2008, 04:37:31 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on July 07, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
Heatbeeps.    One of the most painful experiences known to man.
Hey now hold up there. Michael J Nelson said that's one of his favorite movies.

And I am sure that Hitler's dog loved him, but that ....... does not mean that...... wait, my analogy is falling apart before my eyes......

mearnest

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RoninFox

I'd never even heard of that movie until I read Bob Zmuda's book about Kaufman, now I need to find a copy out of sheer morbid curiosity.
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anais.jude


MrTorso

Quote from: anais.jude on July 07, 2008, 03:58:29 PM
I was int he music thread and saw this
Quote from: swisscheeseandbullets on July 06, 2008, 03:19:12 AM




this has got to be one the dumbest previews I have ever seen.

Anyone else find some gems?

Ahhhh.. You kids and you're not knowing what it was like to be a teen in the 80' s and these are the movies that were out....
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Phantom of Krankor

All the Beverly Hills Chihuahua ads... I can't take it anymore!!!! :grr: :angry: :gouge:
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Bob

Quote from: Phantom of Krankor on July 08, 2008, 09:21:45 AM
All the Beverly Hills Chihuahua ads... I can't take it anymore!!!! :grr: :angry: :gouge:

Just wait until you see all the Christmas ads for the DVD.   Best Buy will be full of the things

Phantom of Krankor

Why don't I just go ahead and kill myself?
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: GLaDOS on July 07, 2008, 04:37:31 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on July 07, 2008, 04:34:12 PM
Heatbeeps.    One of the most painful experiences known to man.
Hey now hold up there. Michael J Nelson said that's one of his favorite movies.
Heartbeeps wasn't perfect but it was good.  Kind of in the same spirit as Short Circuit and Wall-E.