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What truth have you learned?

Started by Just Some Guy, June 03, 2008, 05:22:25 PM

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Lemming Howard

I learned there was no crying need to see this movie in a movie theater.  It could have been just more episodes on TV.
And I'm worse than Hitler.

Rattrap007

Mary Jo is old old old old old old old old old old old friends with Bill.



Fuzzy Necromancer

I learned that Mary Jo Pehl is still gremplork HOT! x3
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

RVR II

I lernt me a lesson bout kids in Texas caint lie very well bout thar new playground ::)

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

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Forget what happened to his MEYN, where did Scully's pants and socks come from at the end?

She's in the mucus chamber, naked, I assume, and he gets her out, wraps her up in his coat, then next thing I know, she's got pants and socks on.  ???

Did I look away for a minute and he took the time to fully dress her?  And cop a few feels along the way?

Bob

The truth that I learned is that I will never be able to hear the X-files theme song without having "I am really bored now........." pop into my head.

OmegaR!

I learned the truth is out there, somewhere, with the opening credits...

Taunting us....

Lemming Howard

Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 12, 2008, 06:22:37 AM
Forget what happened to his MEYN, where did Scully's pants and socks come from at the end?

She's in the mucus chamber, naked, I assume, and he gets her out, wraps her up in his coat, then next thing I know, she's got pants and socks on.  ???

Did I look away for a minute and he took the time to fully dress her?  And cop a few feels along the way?


Maybe his MEYN were just,  just off screen and one of them gave Scully his pants and socks and then walked bravely out into the frozen waste.  While Mulder copped a feel.  What a hero!  The pantless guy I mean.
And I'm worse than Hitler.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

Quote from: Lemming Howard on June 16, 2008, 07:13:57 AM
Quote from: Tony Farms AKA Puma Man on June 12, 2008, 06:22:37 AM
Forget what happened to his MEYN, where did Scully's pants and socks come from at the end?

She's in the mucus chamber, naked, I assume, and he gets her out, wraps her up in his coat, then next thing I know, she's got pants and socks on.  ???

Did I look away for a minute and he took the time to fully dress her?  And cop a few feels along the way?


Maybe his MEYN were just,  just off screen and one of them gave Scully his pants and socks and then walked bravely out into the frozen waste.  While Mulder copped a feel.  What a hero!  The pantless guy I mean.

Ah, see that would explain it.

euphoriafish

I learned that GM corn is just a cover for what will eventually be humanity's subjugation to extraterrestrials.

Also, grass is like an outdoor rug that you can sweep murders under, even when it's the only grass rug for miles of dust.  Throw in a playground to sweeten the deal, and the locals will be too grateful to be suspicious!
Jokes, social causes, and occasional current events punditry: twitter.com/euphoriafish. 

If I had to do my teens all over again, I still would have had no drivers license and still would have memorized bad movies.  Every Turkey Day was well spent as is.

kodiakthejuggler

I learned that downtown L.A. can be substituted for Dallas, Texas if you just put a humongous Texas flag somewhere in the background.

I learned that the desert outside the Dallas/Fort Worth area looks a lot like the California desert for some reason.


d3bjorn


RVR II

I learned that David Duchovny is a real life Sex Addict :o

From FoxNews
QuoteDavid Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction
Thursday, August 28, 2008


LOS ANGELES  —  David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

She and Stein both declined to elaborate further.

Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series "Californication," which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography. The show's second season begins Sept. 28. Showtime had no comment Thursday.

The actor appeared in the film "The X Files: I Want to Believe" earlier this summer. He has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997. They have two children.

:-X

kodiakthejuggler

Quote from: RVR II on August 29, 2008, 03:50:41 AM
I learned that David Duchovny is a real life Sex Addict :o

From FoxNews
QuoteDavid Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction
Thursday, August 28, 2008


LOS ANGELES  —  David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

She and Stein both declined to elaborate further.

Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series "Californication," which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography. The show's second season begins Sept. 28. Showtime had no comment Thursday.

The actor appeared in the film "The X Files: I Want to Believe" earlier this summer. He has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997. They have two children.

:-X

You really learned that from watching the X-Files movie??   :-\

Bob

Quote from: kodiakthejuggler on August 29, 2008, 10:50:58 AM
Quote from: RVR II on August 29, 2008, 03:50:41 AM
I learned that David Duchovny is a real life Sex Addict :o

From FoxNews
QuoteDavid Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction
Thursday, August 28, 2008


LOS ANGELES  —  David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

She and Stein both declined to elaborate further.

Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series "Californication," which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography. The show's second season begins Sept. 28. Showtime had no comment Thursday.

The actor appeared in the film "The X Files: I Want to Believe" earlier this summer. He has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997. They have two children.

:-X

You really learned that from watching the X-Files movie??   :-\

"I want to believe" that he did.