Caution! Rifftrax contributing writers may be closer than you think.

[Bob]

Any of youz peeps interested in checking out my DUNE script??

RVR II's Dune Script:

Fat Guy who eats rats:        "I must control the spice"
Sting in upsetting shorts:   "I must control the spice"
Paul:                                       "I must do 'Show Girls'".

[RVR II]

Any of youz peeps interested in checking out my DUNE script??

RVR II's Dune Script:

Fat Guy who eats rats:        "I must control the spice"
Sting in upsetting shorts:   "I must control the spice"
Paul:                                       "I must do 'Show Girls'".

Well, it's a tad bit better

[a pretty girl is like]

Any of youz peeps interested in checking out my DUNE script??

RVR II's Dune Script:

Fat Guy who eats rats:        "I must control the spice"
Sting in upsetting shorts:   "I must control the spice"
Paul:                                       "I must do 'Show Girls'".

Someone put a mic in front of this guy, quick!    

[GregMcduck]

Aw, if I had known there was a 0.00000000000000004% chance being a writer for Rifftrax, I would have totally have sucked up to them and not said all those nasty things.

What I'm saying is, I would have SOLD OUT.

Congrats, Joshway and Courtney. I'm looking foward to X-Files!

[MontyServo]

Great move!  Having more writers in the mix will definitely help keep things from getting stale.  And help keep those Rifftrax coming at a steady pace!

All that plus Mary Jo too!   

(Let me know if you want any help with Billy Jack.    )

[skenderberg]

Congratulations guys.  More writers means more Rifftrax, so I'm all for it.

[Minnesota]

Very cool.

[Dim of the Yard]

Wow!  To think that I have somebody who helped write an actual RIFFTRAX on my Facebook buddy list!  Good job, Courtney!

Oh, and Josh Way.  But you're not on my Facebook buddy list, so the message didn't necessarily apply to you.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Is it spreading?

Is it dangerous?

Do I need to protect my children?

How do I stop them, does shooting them in the head work?

[Steve-O]

Awesome!  Congratulations, Courtney and Josh.  You two are deeply funny cats, and most deserving of this opportunity.

Also: if this is not the Best RiffTrax Ever, I will savage you both mercilessly.

[Raven]

Well, I like Josh Way's stuff.  Courtney, you better be funny.

[Trumpy's Magic Snout]

Yes congratulations, I am really looking forward to this one!

[ShadowDog]

Awesome!  Congrats writers!

..

Hey!  Wait a minute!  "Two months"?  But - but - you told us this came about because of your blog war with Mary Jo this week!  You used us!

Poopie, there are NO heroes left.  

[bettertomorrowamy]

Oooooh, pick me next!

[RVR II]

Oooooh, pick me next!

O O O And Me Too!