Which One is yours?

[Doctor Who?]

I wrote the following riffs (I put some in context):

"Arnold Schwarzenegger as Bobby Drake..."
"...George Clooney as Val Kilmer..."
"...and Chris O'Donnell as Anakin Skywalker IN..."
"...Uma Thurman. ... sorry ..."

"Riffer 1: "It's Commissioner Gordon!" Riffer 2: "No no, you can't use that one. It actually IS Commissioner Gordon." Riffer 1: "I thought that joke was safe for every occasion." Riffer 2: "Just keep watching and we'll pretend it never happened.""

("In the universe, there is only one absolute")
"Totality of unified human consciousness?"

("Watch the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom.")
"My calculus teacher in high school said the same thing to me on the first day of class..."

(Batman and Robin stop arguing)
"Honey, please, the baby is sleeping."

"After this movie, I'm going to call Podracing up and just say I'm sorry. I want it back."

(Mr. Freeze lands in smokestack)
"Either the laws of gravity no longer apply or Freeze is playing Halo 2"
*** Mine was worded a bit differently, but it has the same punchline, so it may be someone else's riff***

("You have eleven minutes to thaw the boy. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy?")
"--Or listen to Albuquerque by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Always a tempting choice."

("...Serving life in prison.")
*Applause*

"Yes! Now to achieve my lifelong dream of launching a man into space and forcing him to watch really bad movies!"

"Riffer 1: "Meanwhile at stately Wayne Manor..." Riffer 2: "No! You just don't get it, do you? That IS Wayne Manor! You can't make Batman jokes while watching Batman!""

(Ivy takes off gorilla mask)
"(As Shaggy): "Like, zoinks, Scooby! That's no gorilla!""

(Crowd shouts at party)
"Audience is acting like first-timers at a Bjork concert"

("Youth has its advantages. Endurance, stamina")
"--Appreciation of Harry Potter movies."

(Freeze's car busts into the party)
"Now, correct me if I'm wrong but aren't they on the top floor of a high-rise building?"

"Arkham Asylum, where the lightning is green and Sauron is always watching."

("Next time I'll just give them a stronger dose.")
"Um...the camera's rolling, Ms. Thurman."

(Sliding down the bridge)
"This was before friction was invented."

("How he's hiding the pain all the time.")
"Alfred's as emo as they come."

"Riffer 1: "To the Batcave!" Riffer 2: "No! No! No! You just don't get it! They ARE going to the Batcave. This IS Batman." Riffer 1: "So? That joke is always funny, right?" Riffer 2: "You're on joke probation for the rest of the movie. All jokes have to be personally approved by DisembAudio before you can say them. One more quip like that and you can just forget about riffing Gamera: Guardian of the Universe with us." Riffer 1: "Sorry...""

("Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?")
"Heh. You're telling me..."

"They're having dinner at the Rainforest Café."

("Why...it's right on top of police headquarters.")
"He was going to answer her anyways. All sexual functions shut down for him about 20 years ago."

("Friend. Partner. Broher.")
"Quaker."

("Sorry. My vines have a crush on you.")
"It doesn't count as a double entendre if it doesn't mean anything to begin with!"



Wow! 25

Wow those where my favorites.

Good going.