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[torgosPizza]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

HE'S NOT YO GUY, FWIEND!!!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

"I don't like this new extreme Blues Clues."

Genius.  Plus any riff that references The Final Sacrifice is golden in my book.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

"Hello Amanda.......... wait, you're not Amanda. Help! Help!"

[PlayMSTie]

HE'S NOT YO GUY, FWIEND!!!

Or your pal Friendpatine!

[Bob]

I'm not your buddy, guy!

What's this about Buddy Guy?

[DarthChimay]

Furries don't "hump." They fuck.

I've known a few Furries, actually they"yiff"I made myself sad that I know that...

Yeah... I didn't want anyone to ever, ever know that I knew anything about furries, so I avoided that term. It makes me sad also.

[PsypherPunk]

(PAL is still coming soon, gotta get the status from BathTub)

The standard 4.271% tempo change works perfectly for the UK release at least.

[ShadowDog]

I'm not gonna go with "Best Rifftrax Ever" because you need Mike for that to happen but goddamn this was funny!  Especially considering the fact that I hated the movie as much as I knew I would going into this.  So glad I bought it!  Anyone who's on the fence because of the torture porn angle needs to buy this shit now!  Awesome.

One quick note about the movie, VERY cool to see two Lost alums in the movie. I didn't know either of them were in this movie and I've only ever seen the two of them in Lost.

[ScottotD]

I hated the movie as much as I knew I would

torture porn

Nice to see you went in with an open mind.

[SuperMappy]

I hated the movie as much as I knew I would

torture porn

Nice to see you went in with an open mind.

Actually I do have an open mind and it is open enough to see that society is really in a sorry state due to the fact these movies are popular.

I'd rather watch Star Wars I, II, III several times before this movie even once.

[ShadowDog]

I hated the movie as much as I knew I would

torture porn

Nice to see you went in with an open mind.

I just know what I like and don't like.  If you've hated every Western you've ever watched, what would be your expectation as you're sitting down to watch a new one?  Has nothing to do with open minds, it's just a reality of personal taste.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Wow, this film is WAY dumber than I remember it.

And I thought it was pretty dumb when I saw it the first time.

[ScottotD]

So you haven't liked any horror movie you've seen?  Although to me Saw is more a thriller anyway.

Actually I do have an open mind and it is open enough to see that society is really in a sorry state due to the fact these movies are popular.

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!?!

[ShadowDog]

So you haven't liked any horror movie you've seen?  Although to me Saw is more a thriller anyway.

Are you seriously pretending that torture porn is the same as horror movies or thrillers?  Either way, to clarify, I love horror movies and thrillers but I hate torture porn.