Favorite Line?

[Kzinistzerg]

And that recipe sounded really yummy, especially the garlic part. Mmmmm...

Maybe that's why the characters smell?

[Voyeur]

OMG! This RiffTrax is awe-inspiring. I nearly died, it was hilarious...Id have to say my favorite:

In my point of view, a monkey wrote this script with his penis!

Oh, also:

You'll get Dooku all over your hands!

[Barrett808]

"Must all their little robots sound like lesser demons?"

[Voyeur]

Man...this flik is the gift that keeps on giving! 2 more of my favorites:

"Mother beeeeep lizard!"

Padme: "Have you considered that we might be on the wrong side?"
Anakin: "What do you mean?"

Mike: "I mean, JIHAD! JIHAD!"

[Doctor Who?]

It's a tie.

Man,This my wife dies video game eats!

and

From my point of view a monkey wrote this script with his penis.

[The Elusive Robert Denby]

So many. 

(Opening scene): Mike:  "Ah-ha!  Those guys are goin' there, but those guys are kinda goin'...there , so as I said, Ah-ha!" 

"We're here to stroll casually to your rescue."

(During the fight with Count Dooku): "This reminds me of the time my brother and I got slapped around by George Burns!"  "Yeah, a couple of my buddies and I got pummelled by Burgess Meredith once - he was brutal!"  "Oh, that's nothing!  My whole wrestling team once got the living crap beaten out of us by Eli Wallach!  He put a few of us in the hospital!"

During Anakin's switch to the Dark Side, the Sith March is playing and I think it's Kevin who sings along softly, "Wah-wah-wah, wahWAHwah, wahWAHwah!"

Padme: Anikin, what are you going to do?
Bill:  I'm going to do the noble thing: sponge the toddler blood from my smock, and then murder everyone I've ever met.

[fenix33]

it's just so obvious but I couldn't stop laughing at


"Do you always smell like swamp gas or you sneakin off little silent ones all the time?"


I'm easily amused.


and "Paddy cake! Paddy cake!"

[jdubyuh214]

My faves were:

Grevious: General Kenobi!
- How the heck does it go-bi?

Obi-Wan: Another happy landing.
-Now let's go shoot heroin with Sickboy.

Mickey Mouse is waiting for him.
(ala Mickey) Ha ha, Hi Anikan!

And I loved how they made fun of Grevious' voice

Grevious: Time to abandon ship!
-COOKIE!

[Scorpy]

"...and your pal Friendpatine" has stuck with me.

Also...
"What?"
"You're not a mother****** master."

As well as "So quit my job, get divorced, and kill my dog.  Got it."

[mearnest]

One that always makes me laugh:
'Sic semper...oh, sorry, wrong box.'