Favorite Line?

Raven · September 26, 2007, 10:18:38 PM

Just realized a thread hadn't been started for your favorite riffs. Discuss.

Savantegarde · September 27, 2007, 12:36:09 AM

Just watching the battle between Anakin and Obi-wan, with their kicking and swordplay and choking and then hear mike "One of them should just buy a gun" Really had me cracking up. The kind of laughing where you repeat the line to yourself.

and then of course every time Samuel L was on the screen motha---------s

Ranika · September 27, 2007, 03:54:18 AM

I laughed pretty good at "warm bland", "bland milk", "I mean, warm milk", though I'll probably watch a few more times before I pick a favorite line.

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man · September 27, 2007, 07:51:09 AM

"He's crying because after all the people he's killed, he stubbed his toe"

Doctor Manhattan · September 27, 2007, 09:26:10 AM

"Be careful of your friend Palpatine, and your pal Friendpatine"

Maverick Joe Six-Pack · September 27, 2007, 09:27:33 AM

THIS...IS...THE TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC
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I'm so sick of these mother @*#%& Sith on this mother @*#%&in' planet!

Wiseblood · September 27, 2007, 10:03:32 AM

Why choke him like that when you have the awesome power to take a step back and choke him from there?

Natureboy · September 27, 2007, 10:15:35 AM

...and from my point of view, a monkey wrote this script with his penis.

torgosPizza · September 27, 2007, 10:31:09 AM

They're gonna site there in that theater and make wisecracks at the show? What a buncha jerks!

Prince of Lies · September 27, 2007, 12:03:57 PM

Quote from: Doctor Manhattan on September 27, 2007, 09:26:10 AM
"Be careful of your friend Palpatine, and your pal Friendpatine"

My favorite too. My second favorite is as the Vader suit is revealed and is turned up on his table...

"If this slowly turns him face down into a pie, the entire journey would have been worth it."

SpoonyBardOL · September 27, 2007, 01:32:13 PM

I'm surprised no one's mentioned this yet...

Anakin: LIAR!
Kevin: Oooh, Sudden Explosive Acting Syndrome...

and...

Obi-wan: Anakin, my loyalty is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY!
Kevin: Gah! Stop suddenly acting!

LadyKenobi · September 27, 2007, 02:11:57 PM

Is he drying his nail polish?

and all the "I Hate Sand" callbacks.

RoninFox · September 27, 2007, 03:09:52 PM

Quote from: torgosPizza on September 27, 2007, 10:31:09 AM
They're gonna site there in that theater and make wisecracks at the show? What a buncha jerks!

awesome, truly awesome

LadyKenobi · September 27, 2007, 03:49:28 PM

I thought they were also referencing the old guys from the Muppets since they were in the balcony. Hilarious.

Rattrap007 · September 27, 2007, 04:42:56 PM

During the opening scroll where Mike says that Sith is a misspelling for... well you know.

That and the Theater crack jokes line.

one that also made me chuckle was "He even walks away blandly..."

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