How about some of the best movie quotes?

[SmilinJackRoss]

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.


The Dude: Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.

This movie is up there with Ghostbusters for the most quotable.  Really, I could just post the entire script.....

[WouTar]

Every line in American Psycho is a classic. The final monologue is just chilling.

Patrick Bateman:

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

[msmpls]

"You know, for kids!"
-Tim Robbins, The Hudsucker Proxy

[Invader_quirk]

"Thank you, homeboy."
Emo Phillips - UHF

[mrbasehart]

Dudes...We already got a thread like this.  Thom posts in it all the time.   

[BathTub]

Yeah there is already a quote thread.

[Pak-Man]

And here it is!

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=1710.0

[Raven]

Every line in American Psycho is a classic. The final monologue is just chilling.

Patrick Bateman:

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

I'm going to return some video tapes.   

[Raven]

I was looking for it and did a search.  Found this one before Pakky put the above link up.  This one was movies only by the looks of it.

http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php?topic=880.0

[Rude]

...

Geez!.. ya' forum Nazis. 

-Rude

PS- This was like, specifically for movie quotes. The other thread is just madness! Madness! Everything goes over there... Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!

[BathTub]

...

Geez!.. ya' forum Nazis. 

-Rude

PS- This was like, specifically for movie quotes. The other thread is just madness! Madness! Everything goes over there... Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!

You would be talking about the other Quote Something thread. I just merged 2 'quote movies' threads.

[Rude]

You would be talking about the other Quote Something thread. I just merged 2 'quote movies' threads.

What the hell?! Did you just like, warp time and space? I have no idea which way is up anymore!

-Rude

[Raven]

You would be talking about the other Quote Something thread. I just merged 2 'quote movies' threads.

What the hell?! Did you just like, warp time and space? I have no idea which way is up anymore!

-Rude

I guess that they didn't learn any lessons from Dr. Moreau.  Splicing is bad. 

[timechaser]

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

[PirateGrl]

Luke: Lock the door.
Han Solo: And hope they don't have blasters.

Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
[winces]
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
[shoots comm]
Han Solo: [mutters] Boring conversation anyway.

Hahaha I love Star Wars.