New Riffie here

[Trumpysgirl]

Hello all! I just discovered this unbelieveably brilliant website and had to be a part.

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[torgosPizza]

Geez, BBQ, way to make an individual feel welcome here

Trumpysgirl, don't mind him. We're glad you find it brilliant and am sure you will enjoy your stay. The site is still a newborn babe, and being that it's really just gearing up, we can assure you there is more fun in the not-too-distant future.

Enjoy your stay. Cocktails to the left, and the DJ is taking requests (just no Vanilla Ice, please).

[mrbasehart]

Hello, TG.  If you're a girl, you've certainly sealed the pants-wearing dilemma I've been having lately.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Enjoy your stay. Cocktails to the left, and the DJ is taking requests (just no Vanilla Ice, please).

And remember this: We never speak of KFed, a.k.a. FedX

(The fact that I just spoke of it will surely get me a few hours in the snake pit  )

[PsypherPunk]

Enjoy your stay. Cocktails to the left, and the DJ is taking requests (just no Vanilla Ice, please).

Aww...not even this one?

[Pak-Man]

Gonna rock, and roll this place--
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I'm not playin'--
Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Ninja! Ninja- RAP! Ninja! Ninja- RAP! Ninja! Ninja- RAP!

GO GO GO GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

Come on! Everyone sing!

[torgosPizza]

Gonna rock, and roll this place--
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I'm not playin'--
Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Ninja! Ninja- RAP! Ninja! Ninja- RAP! Ninja! Ninja- RAP!

GO GO GO GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

Come on! Everyone sing!

I'll take Partners In Kryme over V.I. any day!