Favorite lines

[PlayMSTie]

"They live in a PG-rated New York where the marquee says 'Manhattan Memories' instead of 'Urinetown.'"

"I feel like I'm forgetting something."

[Wiseblood]

The Spanish announcer's table!

[maxx77]

"Ladies... ladies... Sandman... huh!?... ladies... Sandman!!??"

[Pak-Man]

"Just think of how Anakin must feel!"

[bratpop]

The plains indians have a Spider-Man, but he has nothing to swing from.

Why would somebody need a chrome-plated Joan Rivers mask?

"Some Pig"

The Action Thrill-Ride Of The Summer!

and the best riff of all time:

"I laughed at the trailer for Meet Dave..."

[PlayMSTie]

"His name is Bob Retcon."

"Peonies." "Why would I do that?"

"Marco! Franco!"

And ow! A shot at Meet Dave! Nelson, you fiend!

[Prince of Space]

Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle

Goblin spelled backwards is pain

You OK? No, she's MJ

[PlayMSTie]

Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle

Goblin spelled backwards is pain

Yeah, I noticed they seemed to slip in a LOT of references to other riffed movies and shorts this time. Fun! 

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can ... except for the part about laying 1,000 eggs inside of a paralyzed mouse."

[nummy muffin]

Boy his hands are dirty. I guess he didn't listen to Mr. Bungle

Goblin spelled backwards is pain

Yeah, I noticed they seemed to slip in a LOT of references to other riffed movies and shorts this time. Fun! 

Yeah, like "The FBI paid him to learn how to surf."

[bratpop]

"Red suit Venom" was a pretty good line.

"Well, best be moseyin' off then. Got a sick son to tend to."

"Uh... daughter."

"Right, son... daughter... whatever. So long, Spider-Sucker."

"Wait, it worked?? Hydro-Man wouldn't have fallen for that."

Hell, 90% of the lines were great. I laughed a lot. Way more than Matrix Reloaded.

[Jbluez]

My favorite lines were the Bonesaw reference (forget the exact words)

"Bernard, your Dinner's Ready!"

and "I don't know why I keep these plot points to myself!"

[bratpop]

The words of Uncle Ben echo in his mind, "Hey, Freakshow!"

[bratpop]

"As long as he's flashing back he might want to come up with some better quips."

[Wiseblood]

Oh no, having now gone black I can never go back!