Quick somebody find this petition

[bettertomorrowamy]

158,120

[tgeorgic]

the pro-boll petition is all the way up to 1521 people   i'm thinking it might not catch up.

[MSTJedi]

the pro-boll petition is all the way up to 1521 people   i'm thinking it might not catch up.

And 99% of them are probably Boll himself coming up with fake names.

[bratpop]

Nah, he's not that original.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

the pro-boll petition is all the way up to 1521 people   i'm thinking it might not catch up.

It's that close already?!

[tgeorgic]

well, i've been checking in on how the two petitions have been going today and the pro-boll one is increasing at 1.5 signatures per minute and the anti-boll one is at 19.2 per minute.  it was 159745 to 1558 when i started checking and now its at 165885 to 2054.  unfortunatly tho, at this rate it will take about 30 days to get one million and petitions never keep up the pace that they start out at so he might not have to come up with an excuse why he isnt quitting after all.

[Edward J Grug III]

Check out signature #155,857. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RRH53888 (Sorry... I don't know how to do the text-hyperlink thing)

So that no one else has to go looking for it:

155857. Uwe Boll I am a genius. And I will not stop making movies!

[mrbasehart]

Check out signature #155,857. http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?RRH53888 (Sorry... I don't know how to do the text-hyperlink thing)

So that no one else has to go looking for it:

155857. Uwe Boll I am a genius. And I will not stop making movies!

Awesome. 

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

They Respond

A few days ago FEARnet had an interview with director Uwe Boll and managed to get his thoughts on the online petition that was created so he would stop making movies. Boll has previously heard about it, but stated that he will stop only if the petition reaches one million signatures.

At this point, the petition has surpassed 160,000 signatures, which resulted in Boll making a harsh video statement: "I am not a f*cking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in that business. Or Eli Roth making the same sh*tty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies, you will see my real genius. And if you go on May 23 and 'Postal,' you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last ten years. What's is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullsh*t what you get every fucking weekend. So you really have to wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole f*cking business."

Now, both Bay and Roth have updated their official sites with their thoughts on Boll's comments.

Bay: "I find people who rant like that - calling sh*t about both me, and George Clooney - comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being. When you ask 'do I care'? Not in the slightest."

Roth: "Greatest Compliment Ever."

Now it is up to you. If you love Boll's movies, like "House of the Dead," "Alone in the Dark," "BloodRayne" and "In the Name of the King," sign the petition that wants the director to continue making movies. If you hate every single project that this man has been involved in, sign the petition to make him stop.

[Raven]

They Respond

A few days ago FEARnet had an interview with director Uwe Boll and managed to get his thoughts on the online petition that was created so he would stop making movies. Boll has previously heard about it, but stated that he will stop only if the petition reaches one million signatures.

At this point, the petition has surpassed 160,000 signatures, which resulted in Boll making a harsh video statement: "I am not a f*cking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in that business. Or Eli Roth making the same sh*tty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies, you will see my real genius. And if you go on May 23 and 'Postal,' you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last ten years. What's is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullsh*t what you get every fucking weekend. So you really have to wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole f*cking business."

Now, both Bay and Roth have updated their official sites with their thoughts on Boll's comments.

Bay: "I find people who rant like that - calling sh*t about both me, and George Clooney - comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being. When you ask 'do I care'? Not in the slightest."

Roth: "Greatest Compliment Ever."

Now it is up to you. If you love Boll's movies, like "House of the Dead," "Alone in the Dark," "BloodRayne" and "In the Name of the King," sign the petition that wants the director to continue making movies. If you hate every single project that this man has been involved in, sign the petition to make him stop.

I read this post and I've been laughing for5 straight minutes.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Man, I love the internet!

[bratpop]

I love Uwe Boll. He's funny. Kevin Smith isn't funny. I don't care if Uwe's movies are crap as I've never had any desire to see a single one of them, and as such have remained happily undisappointed. If you really want to see movies of these video games... do you really deserve good ones? Really? I mean... REALLY? Having suppressed deep, dark memories of Super Mario Bros? No, my friend. You deserve Uwe Boll. And he deserves you. And I deserve the comedy that ensues. Who knows, maybe he'll succeed at making his movies intentionally funny. How can a movie where Verne Troyer gets raped by monkeys ever fail?

[Doctor Who?]

I hate having a piece of crap for a computer.

My computer wouldn't let me sign.

[Cosmic Muse]

I won't sign it because I like watching bad movies. We Schlocky Movie fans need directors like Uwe Boll.

[Tripe]

I won't sign it because I like watching bad movies. We Schlocky Movie fans need directors like Uwe Boll.

Oh don't for a minute think this petition will be effective, not this is more like poking an aligator with a stick to see the reaction.

Come one, you want to have a little poke don't you? 

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