The Greatest Movie Ever: Nominations

[Dim of the Yard]

I didn't know Glados was a girl.  I thought it was more of an industrial automaton.

You could be right, but if so it's an industrial automaton with a girl's voice.

Actually, I am unisexual. I can be a man or a woman if I want, kind of like a T-1000, if that makes any sense.

I'm just spitballing here....but if you can be a man or a woman wouldn't that make you multi-sexual, not unisexual.  You could be asexual.

He reproduces through the artful use of spores?

[bratpop]

No, he only reproduces with the Fonz. "Ayyyy."

*ducks tomatoes*

[GLaDOS]

I didn't know Glados was a girl.  I thought it was more of an industrial automaton.

You could be right, but if so it's an industrial automaton with a girl's voice.

Actually, I am unisexual. I can be a man or a woman if I want, kind of like a T-1000, if that makes any sense.

I'm just spitballing here....but if you can be a man or a woman wouldn't that make you multi-sexual, not unisexual.  You could be asexual.

He reproduces through the artful use of spores?

That's absolutely.. positively.. wrong! Good guesses though.

[GregMcduck]

Eh, any way you cut it, I can still date it.

[mrbasehart]

Eh, any way you cut it, I can still date it.

A fetish for eunuchs, enh?

[RoninFox]

Eh, any way you cut it, I can still date it.

A fetish for eunuchs, enh?

[GLaDOS]

Eh, any way you cut it, I can still date it.

A fetish for eunuchs, enh?

That's probably the strangest fetish of all time. Not the grossest one, mind you but the strangest one. Wait... what the hell were we talking about before discussing my sexual identity?

[RoninFox]

Eh, any way you cut it, I can still date it.

A fetish for eunuchs, enh?

That's probably the strangest fetish of all time. Not the grossest one, mind you but the strangest one. Wait... what the hell were we talking about before discussing my sexual identity?

Something about nominations, not important, too much politics in the media as it is.

[RoninFox]

Why didn't the superdelegates weigh in on this?

They were distracted trying to stop a giant meteor from crashing into the Senate.

[Scrivener]

Why didn't the superdelegates weigh in on this?

They were distracted trying to stop a giant meteor from crashing into the Senate.

See, this is why I don't like politicians.  Why would you want to stop that?

(I hope everyone realizes that was a joke.  If I suddenly disappear from the Round Table, you'll know someone didn't realize it.)

[Doktor Sleepless]

I don't know. This changes for me all to constantly. I guess right now for me it's oldboy. As it's as perfect a movie i've ever seen, I reckon. Something by Satoshi Kon too, probably.

[RoninFox]

I've heard good things about Oldboy but haven't seen it yet.

Really the nominations thing is over and Greg has set up the tournament in progress, but I'm all for hijacking this thread for random declarations of movie greatness.

[Doktor Sleepless]

Oh. Sorry then. Oldboy is a fudged up movie, but in a good way. Not in a weird/gross/gory/etc for the sake of being it, like Takashi Miike films.

[Asbestos Bill]

Why wasn't Children of Men nominated? This thread is broken.

[Doktor Sleepless]

Juliane Moore? Cinematography still owns for sure though.