Spider-Man 3 with Guest Riffer James Lileks

[JackTheRIFFER]

For your viewing pleasure...

You are Da Man!!  That is really sweet.

[Gaseous Snake]

Bruce Campbell... when John Cleese is just too expensive. (Then holy shit did you spend too much on the FX budget.)

You know this makes absolutely no sense, right? Campbell's never been used as a Cleese replacement.

[Janitor]

Bruce Campbell... when John Cleese is just too expensive. (Then holy shit did you spend too much on the FX budget.)

You know this makes absolutely no sense, right? Campbell's never been used as a Cleese replacement.

ACHTUNG!!! From ziss point on, all uf your jokes vill make literal, perfeck zense! If not, ve vill commence mit dein TORCHA!!!! Zat is all.

(Joke Nazi) ^

[Gaseous Snake]

Bruce Campbell... when John Cleese is just too expensive. (Then holy shit did you spend too much on the FX budget.)

You know this makes absolutely no sense, right? Campbell's never been used as a Cleese replacement.

ACHTUNG!!! From ziss point on, all uf your jokes vill make literal, perfeck zense! If not, ve vill commence mit dein TORCHA!!!! Zat is all.

(Joke Nazi) ^

Sorry that I pointed out a terrible joke?

[Bob]

Ha-ha, love the t-shirt.

HOWEVER, thematically, there is a major problem with the cover.    The rifftrax t-shirt was far more clever than anything in this movie.

[torgosPizza]

Samplified! YouTube version on its way, but here it is now for you to enjoying! Make great happy!

http://www.rifftrax.com/misc/flvplayer.swf?file=http://www.rifftrax.com/files/videos/Spiderman-3-Sample.flv&width=320&height=240
(Might take a minute to fully load)

[Janitor]

Bruce Campbell... when John Cleese is just too expensive. (Then holy shit did you spend too much on the FX budget.)

You know this makes absolutely no sense, right? Campbell's never been used as a Cleese replacement.

ACHTUNG!!! From ziss point on, all uf your jokes vill make literal, perfeck zense! If not, ve vill commence mit dein TORCHA!!!! Zat is all.

(Joke Nazi) ^

Sorry that I pointed out a terrible joke?

Good man.

[PlayMSTie]

"Screw the butter, let's do the Macarena and send Peter a tape."  Good stuff. Thanks!

[Bob]

Wait...... was that a REAL scene from the movie?    Holy crap, that was TERRIBLE.   You mean I went out and bought this movie and it has scenes like THAT in it.

For shame Rifftrax, for SHAME 

[RoninFox]

I saw this movie in theaters, and I completely forgot about that scene until just now.  My head hurts.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

oh boy, I cannot wait for this rifftrax


and next month's rifftrax

[gammer]

Wait...... was that a REAL scene from the movie?    Holy crap, that was TERRIBLE.   You mean I went out and bought this movie and it has scenes like THAT in it.

For shame Rifftrax, for SHAME 

I saw this movie in theaters, and I completely forgot about that scene until just now.  My head hurts.

Yeah, that was a bad one. But I honestly thought the 'Jazz-Bar - Peter's performace' scene was the worst.
If the movie had a "Whiz it down your leg" turning point, it was the Jazz Bar scene.

[Rude]

...

Anyone know if there's a Phantom Edit out there somewhere for this film?

I remember walking out of the theater thinking that Spider-man 3 could have been alright had they cut out a few subplots and trimmed a few scenes. Someone out there must have thought the same thing and actually took the time to do something about it, right?

-Rude

[Jason Martian]

Spider-Man 3.... "What a way to go out... Out like sucka!"

[ShadowDog]

I've just spent the last half hour reading all 16 pages of this thread from the beginning.  And by "reading" I mean skipping past all the politics posts and being annoyed by all the micronaunts distraction attempts.

But I laughed more than I cried.  There are a lot of funny people posting at this site.  BONESAW IS READY!!!  LMFAO