What have we learned?

[murryd]

I learned that festering ear infections lead to sensitive hearing... and gigantism.

[PlayMSTie]

I've learned that Bill's voice brings on an intense craving for bacon. Can't imagine why.

[mule22]

Never use your ear as a Jello mold.

[gammer]

I learned to keep the noise down at my next party...I didn't realize Grendel's ear was _so_ sensitive?

[Tyrant]

I learned that this movie could have been done in live action as I've always suspected.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

how could they have done the monsters?

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I learned that, in the long run, it's a better investment to get yourself some ear muffs or a walkman, or one of those sound-blocking headphones you see advertised on TV, than to dismember and partially devour party-goers who get too rowdy.

[Lemming Howard]

 (You Gotta ) Fight For Your Right (To Party)!

[bettertomorrowamy]

I learned that it is more fun to beat your servant who is trying to give you your mead, than it is to drink your mead.

[RoninFox]

I learned that it is more fun to beat your servant who is trying to give you your mead, than it is to drink your mead.

I've never liked the taste of mead, so that's probably true for me.   

[Raven]

I learned that if you are engaged in a huge conflict the best thing you can do if you win is to shout your name as loud as you can.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that if you cut your arm off you will gain about 6 inches of additional reach, that will make up for losing a three foot sword.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that cutting your own arm off will not cause you to go into shock, or to bleed to death from the severed arteries. I guess Beowulf, the first literary hero, "didn't have time to bleed."

[Kamuraki]

I learned that even as a digital half lizard demonspawn, Angelina Jolie is still able to get my... erm... spear to sharpen, shall we say.

Oh, I also learned that most Danish people have English, Scottish, or poorly disguised American accents. And this is coming from a guy who used to date a Danish woman. I guess she was just faking hers. 

By the way, Danish clowns are still the dark, smelly, silverfish infested basement of the clown world.

[Cosmic Muse]

I learned that Grendel has the same reaction to rowdy, noisemaking people that I do.