20 QUESTIONS TODAY!!!! 2/12/2008! GUESS TEH MOOVEE!!!

[Redclaire]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

So glad I wasn't the only one who hated that scene...

I loved The Matrix so much, words failed me when I saw the sequel. I was so disappointed. I still went to see the last one though, in the hope it would be better. It wasn't  Although the fight scenes were very good.

I think a rifftrax of every single movie Keanu's ever made would be good, with the notable exceptions of the Bill and Ted movies....and thinking about it, My Own Private Idaho wouldn't be a barrel of laughs either. But bring on Jonny Mnemonic!

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

If nothing else, the poster gives further evidence that Bill Corbett is the most PhotoShoppable man to ever live.

[bratpop]

How sad is it that I've never been so fucking happy. I had to see this thing in a hot overcrowded theater sitting next to body odorous strangers on a Saturday night when I could have been sitting at home preferably doing nothing instead. I shaved my head to go see The Matrix projected on an Imax screen (not ACTUALLY Imax of course, unless they're making them out of focus and grainy as part of the "experience" now). I loved the Matrix Reloaded PowerAde. The Matrix Reloaded hat, well that was kinda itchy. But the painfully first-drafty movie? Well, I like to think you only riffed The Matrix so you could riff this one.

[DarthChimay]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

Whoa, wait, what? When did they announce they were riffing Last Tango in Paris? I'm gonna go get the butter.

[mrbasehart]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

Whoa, wait, what? When did they announce they were riffing Last Tango in Paris? I'm gonna go get the butter.

And I'll clip my finger nails.

[Just Some Guy]

I think a rifftrax of every single movie Keanu's ever made would be good, with the notable exceptions of the Bill and Ted movies....and thinking about it, My Own Private Idaho wouldn't be a barrel of laughs either. But bring on Jonny Mnemonic!

I'm looking forward to the Rifftrax of Much Ado About Nothing.

[AmandaGal]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

Whoa, wait, what? When did they announce they were riffing Last Tango in Paris? I'm gonna go get the butter.

Ok, ok. I get you guys' point. Maybe I exaggerated a little bit.

Maybe not though.  If you take it contextually, it could be the worst sex scene in the history of cinema.  I literally said, "What the fuck?" out loud in the theater during that scene.  It ruined the Matrix for me.  Actually, that scene was on par with the rest of the movie for ruining the Matrix for me but all I can vividly remember from the sequel is that once scene that will forever haunt my psyche.

Ok, I'm exaggerating again.  How about, "I didn't like it."

[DarthChimay]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

Whoa, wait, what? When did they announce they were riffing Last Tango in Paris? I'm gonna go get the butter.

Ok, ok. I get you guys' point. Maybe I exaggerated a little bit.

Maybe not though.  If you take it contextually, it could be the worst sex scene in the history of cinema.  I literally said, "What the fuck?" out loud in the theater during that scene.  It ruined the Matrix for me.  Actually, that scene was on par with the rest of the movie for ruining the Matrix for me but all I can vividly remember from the sequel is that once scene that will forever haunt my psyche.

Ok, I'm exaggerating again.  How about, "I didn't like it."

I dunno; I think seeing Keanu Reeves' groove gives one license to use as much hyperbole as one wants. It is pretty scarring.

[JoshWay]

RiffTrax, I'll never forgive you for making me watch this movie again. But I will pay you.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

Whoa, wait, what? When did they announce they were riffing Last Tango in Paris? I'm gonna go get the butter.

Ok, ok. I get you guys' point. Maybe I exaggerated a little bit.

Maybe not though.  If you take it contextually, it could be the worst sex scene in the history of cinema.  I literally said, "What the fuck?" out loud in the theater during that scene.  It ruined the Matrix for me.  Actually, that scene was on par with the rest of the movie for ruining the Matrix for me but all I can vividly remember from the sequel is that once scene that will forever haunt my psyche.

Ok, I'm exaggerating again.  How about, "I didn't like it."

See the great thing about the dvd is you can skip the whole chapter where it turns into an ecstasy fueled rave.
Like when I edited Star Wars Episode 2, I cut out the "sand hating scenes" and re-authored the dvd with just the action scenes.

[Dim of the Yard]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

I counter this claim with the entirety of the movie Caligula.  Have at you!

[bratpop]

There's nothing wrong with the "love scene" apart from the fact that it's during the RAVE scene. Rave music is fine for fight scenes, even rave scenes, but love scenes never. I do find it amusing though that the self important composer never got to do a love theme because the retarded directors decided to use techno instead.

And it could be worse. It could have been with one of Trinity several extra holes.

[DarthChimay]

Great, that means I have to watch the most disturbing, horrifying, disgusting sex scene in the history of cinema again.

I counter this claim with the entirety of the movie Caligula.  Have at you!

Alright, where's the emoticon for curling up into a fetal position in the corner and sobbing uncontrollably, which is what I did when I first saw this "movie."

[gammer]

RiffTrax, I'll never forgive you for making me watch this movie again. But I will pay you.

HA! 
I think thats all of our motto's 

[stansimpson]

I just did a count and, with about a handful of exceptions, every Rifftrax could be classified as Sci-Fi/Fantasy or Action.  And the action is typically so over the top that it wouldn't be hard to argue that it meets a lot of criteria for fantasy.  I'm just pointing this out to help save on 20Q's.  I think it's a safe bet that it's one of these three just about every time.

The exceptions of course are Glitter, Crossroads, and Grey's Anatomy (with some horror stuff like The Grudge and Halloween... which are kinda sci-fi-y anyway).  Apologies to anyone else who figured this out.