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Nicolas Cage Ready to Quit ACTING!

Started by bettertomorrowamy, February 04, 2008, 04:54:42 AM

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Fuzzy Necromancer

#15
February 05, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
I can understand breaking his legs so he can't escape, but why did they pour bees on his face? Really, it makes no sense. o.0
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#16
February 06, 2008, 01:22:04 AM
Nicolas Cage ready to quit acting?  I guess he finally got my petition.

Bob

#17
February 06, 2008, 05:10:15 AM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on February 05, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
I can understand breaking his legs so he can't escape, but why did they pour bees on his face? Really, it makes no sense. o.0

Especially since the "cage" they put over his head really did not confine the bees.    I guess the director thought it looked cool.   He was wrong.

gbeenie

#18
February 06, 2008, 08:06:07 AM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on February 05, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
I can understand breaking his legs so he can't escape, but why did they pour bees on his face? Really, it makes no sense. o.0

So, you're saying that was the point at which The Wicker Man STOPPED making sense for you?   :P
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Courtney

#19
February 06, 2008, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: gbeenie on February 06, 2008, 08:06:07 AM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on February 05, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
I can understand breaking his legs so he can't escape, but why did they pour bees on his face? Really, it makes no sense. o.0

So, you're saying that was the point at which The Wicker Man STOPPED making sense for you?   :P

It was crystal clear fact until then.  I thought it was a documentary. 


bettertomorrowamy

#20
February 06, 2008, 10:29:10 AM
Quote from: Courtney on February 06, 2008, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: gbeenie on February 06, 2008, 08:06:07 AM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on February 05, 2008, 11:36:41 PM
I can understand breaking his legs so he can't escape, but why did they pour bees on his face? Really, it makes no sense. o.0

So, you're saying that was the point at which The Wicker Man STOPPED making sense for you?   :P

It was crystal clear fact until then.  I thought it was a documentary. 

Yeah I too thought it was a documentary about how he courted and married Elvis' daughter, until that point.
On timeout

Doctor Who?

#21
February 06, 2008, 11:54:38 AM
Maybe we should send him a nice thank you card if he does quit.

gbeenie

#22
February 06, 2008, 02:12:33 PM
I'm thinking Cookie Bouquet.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Courtney

#23
February 06, 2008, 02:57:54 PM
I will personally deliver it as a singing telegram girl. 



Wish me luck.


DarthChimay

#24
February 06, 2008, 05:04:30 PM
So, wait.. hold on... just a question.... when did he start acting? All I've seen is a bunch of mumbling, mooning, and bees.

Doctor Who?

#25
February 06, 2008, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: gbeenie on February 06, 2008, 02:12:33 PM
I'm thinking Cookie Bouquet.

That's an even better idea.

I will send if a batch of my home made brownies that everyone i have ever met agrees are to die for.

This man should get all the thanks we can send his way.

Courtney

#26
February 06, 2008, 08:39:41 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on February 06, 2008, 06:13:23 PM
I will send a batch

Please, leave your batch out of this.  No one wants their batch handled by Nic Cage. 


Doctor Who?

#27
February 06, 2008, 08:42:42 PM
D'oh!

Bad choice of words.

Of course the brownies with put him to sleep for the next 50 years,just to make sure he doesn't come back.
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