Jurassic Park Stingers

[Raven]

If Jurassic Park had a stinger what would it be? 

I'd go with  "Clever girl" and being tackled by a Raptor. 

[GregMcduck]

"Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here!.... See? Nobody cares."

[Chaos]

"You bred raptors?"

[Pak-Man]

Dino-Snot!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Yeah, the part where she is digging through that dinosaur shit.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"Ah, ah, ah. You didn't say the magic word."

[AmandaGal]

Ian Malcom has some good ones: "When you gotta go, you gotta go" or "That is one big pile of shit." "Life finds a way."

My vote would be for Ray's, "Hold on to your butts!"

[Bob]

The lawyer on the toilet getting chomped

[Ortega]

hmm...Its a close tie for me.  Any shot of Newman, rain-soaked and squealing; or the famous "....clever girl.."

[shaffejd]

"It could have been worse, John. A lot worse."

[Crowmeus]

Wayne Knight getting dino-venom spit on him.

[mrbasehart]

The bit where the dinosaur sneezes on the kids.

[Phantom of Krankor]

I definately like Sammy Jackson's "hold onto your butts" for the stinger.

Perhaps maybe "Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean break down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

[chadgar24]

Well, sometimes a stinger is an added scene used to set up a sequel, so it could have been a shot of Hammond talking on a speakerphone to a boardroom, announcing "Jurassic Park is unfit for the general public and should be destroyed!"  Then a board member asks "What about Site B?" 
To which Hammond thoughtfully answers "Destroy it all."

but if I had to choose an existing scene then it would be Malcolm saying "life finds a way."

[Rattrap007]

I'd go with the "Ah Ah Ahh. You didn't say the magic word.." or The Lawyer Chomp.