Favorite Lines? (That you DIDN'T write)

[Bob]

I ALMOST looked in Wikipedia but figured it would never be there.

Thanks for the explaining that to me.

Now that I understand the "poop" comment (I was thinking it must be a reference to some Ahnold movie that I missed), it IS funny.

Thanks all.

Knowledge is power (and funny)

[Pak-Man]

Yeah, the Where do I poop line is one of those delayed sucker-punch jokes. Your immediate reaction is, "That's distasteful!" but the next day you find yourself thinking back and snickering at it during work. :^)

[bratpop]

"PWNED" came from someone saying "OWNED" and accidentally making a typo.

See, I don't buy this. The popularity of the board on which this singularity would be required to happen in order to become world famous would be unheard of. The only way a single goof could become so popular would be if a politician said it. I believe the true origin of pwned is the subject of the next National Treasure sequel.

[Chaos]

"PWNED" came from someone saying "OWNED" and accidentally making a typo.

See, I don't buy this. The popularity of the board on which this singularity would be required to happen in order to become world famous would be unheard of.

Leroy Jenkins says otherwise.

[bratpop]

Yeah but that was from a video. I don't think anybody made a video of a typo.

[Chaos]

Proof of concept.

You know how idiotic the script kiddies could be, back in the day. They had a tendency to latch onto stuff, too.

[Chaos]

"PWNED" came from someone saying "OWNED" and accidentally making a typo.

See, I don't buy this. The popularity of the board on which this singularity would be required to happen in order to become world famous would be unheard of.

Leroy Jenkins says otherwise.

You mean LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERoy....ah-JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKins?

That's the dork duck.

[Long Tall Jodie]

I wasn't actually prepared for the sheer number of great lines, having braced myself for disappointment after reading the reviews about "lulls" in the riffing action.  I LOVED this Rifftrax!  The two that nearly made me crap my pants laughing, though, were the "BatCycle" line and the "Justice, Thy Name Is Batman" spiel near the end. 

[Steve-O]

the "Justice, Thy Name Is Batman" spiel near the end. 

¡Gracias, amigo!

I'd take a bow, but we don't have a smiley for that.  So instead, I'll just use this one:

[giantpez]

Some of my favs:

"Physics!" - this one cracked me up to where I had to pause the Rifftrax.

Yay!  I only got 3 jokes in so it's nice to get mentioned in this thread.  Makes me wanna try again.

[RoninFox]

So many great lines.

"The Ice Man cometh!" / "The audience goeth!"

"...pick a star and follow it" / "and we picked Christian Bale, hopefully be can bring dignity back to this dying franchise."

"Rodan's 'Man Holding Balls' "

Pretty much the entire opening through the credits was awesome, but especially

"And Chris O'Donnel as Anakin Skywalker in..."  "...in Uma Thurman!..."

[Raven]

So many great lines.

"...pick a star and follow it" / "and we picked Christian Bale, hopefully be can bring dignity back to this dying franchise."

Sweet, someone finally mentioned one of mine. 

[RoninFox]

So many great lines.

"...pick a star and follow it" / "and we picked Christian Bale, hopefully be can bring dignity back to this dying franchise."

Sweet, someone finally mentioned one of mine. 

Be proud of that one.  I was actively searching for some way to insert a Christian Bale reference into the movie, but I didn't see that opportunity at all.

[DrunkPagan]

Some of my faves

"Are you sure you didn't rent Buttman and Robin by accident?" "No, Mike, I wouldn't make that mistake a third time."

We see Freeze's tank. "It's like a Dalek went to Hot Topic."

"Now using the Bat-physics inhibitor."

Also loved the Bat-cycle line. Made my girlfriend cringe, then she couldn't hold back and died laughing. Ah, menstruation jokes. Do they ever get old?

"Alfred, stop dying and give me a foot rub"

Seeing Freeze's wife. "Wow, Walt Disney's looking great!"

"Damn tilted hallway!"

"Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Bobbie Drake. George Clooney as Val Kilmer, and Chris O'Donnel as Aniken Skywalker in... Uma Thurman!" Really, congrats to this riffer, it's nerdy, clever, and the guys read it perfectly.

The lettuce-face line was also good, and very similar to something I'd written for a different scene.

That's all I remember right now.

[Chaos]

"Now using the Bat-physics inhibitor."

Thank you, I was rather proud of that one.

"Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Bobbie Drake. George Clooney as Val Kilmer, and Chris O'Donnel as Aniken Skywalker in... Uma Thurman!" Really, congrats to this riffer, it's nerdy, clever, and the guys read it perfectly.

If memory serves, RoninFox wrote that entire bit. Chris and I were both highly amused by it.