Try Watching It Not with RiffTrax, but with With Director's Commentary!!!!!!!!!!

[Taufiq2u]

OMG, by my account it is literally the worst movie ever made, so bad that I laugh to tears at everything I see in the movie, every damn scene, every line of dialogue, every camera shot.

Then I watched it w/ director Christian's commentary, and he's so sure that it's a work of genius that his commentary brings a WHOLE NEW DIMENSION OF BADNESS to this movie!

OMG, you have to try it...I dare you.

Of course I could never pay money for this movie, but my friends and I have a bad movie night ritual, and this movie is the all-time attraction for that ritual, such a fixture that my friend finally bought a used copy and i brought RiffTrax to oomph it up...

Oh someone please listen to the commentary, please please please

[Junkyard]

.... no. Sorry.

[RoninFox]

I had a similar experience when i bought the live action Masters of the Universe and listened to Gary Goddard's commentary.  He had what he thought were absolutely good reasons for every decision in that movie.  I can't even remember a lot of it, I started laughing hysterically whenever he tried to put a good spin on anything.

[Kzinistzerg]

This is where the guys should really do a rifftrax of the commentary....