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Started by Conor, December 12, 2007, 09:40:36 AM

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Cornjob

Quote from: jewishcarpenter on December 19, 2007, 11:57:48 AM
Quote from: Doctor Manhattan on December 19, 2007, 11:39:43 AM
They were able to riff during The Holocaust*, I think they could do anything that would make it to a Hollywood film
*X-Men. It was only a few minutes of the movie, it was very uncomfortable and there were not a lot of gags (If any), but they made it through.

Yeah, but no one in that scene was having brutal "surprise sex" performed upon them.
I'm pretty sure there was.  In the background, I think. 

No, wait.  That was Schindler's List.

Or maybe one of the porn versions: Schindler's Lust or Schindler's Fist
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Quote from: Action Batch on December 18, 2007, 07:17:24 PMEyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

Eyes Wide Shut is not porn.

Quote from: skenderberg on December 19, 2007, 09:26:43 AM
Quote from: MarkAndrew on December 19, 2007, 09:23:33 AMOh come on, EWS is SO not porn.  If there had been lingering, explicit sex it would have made it less boring.
Less boring?  But then it woudn't have been Kubrick.

*PUNCH*
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Quote from: Isaac on December 21, 2007, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Action Batch on December 18, 2007, 07:17:24 PMEyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

Eyes Wide Shut is not porn.

Quote from: skenderberg on December 19, 2007, 09:26:43 AM
Quote from: MarkAndrew on December 19, 2007, 09:23:33 AMOh come on, EWS is SO not porn.  If there had been lingering, explicit sex it would have made it less boring.
Less boring?  But then it woudn't have been Kubrick.

*PUNCH*

You know, here at RiffTrax.com, we make fun of movies.

Val

I want some surprise sex! aham anyway

I'd like to see more msty people show up.

I'd like to see an extended cut rift of LOTR FOTR. :clap:


Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

I could see a lot of riffs about how Jesse Spano is supposed to be the world's hottest Showgirl.

But yeah, in reality that film is unriffable for numerous reasons.

MarkAndrew


BathTub


skenderberg

I thought I was Dale.

Quicksilver

Quote from: Val on December 27, 2007, 09:46:14 PM
I want some surprise sex! aham anyway

I'd like to see more msty people show up.

I'd like to see an extended cut rift of LOTR FOTR. :clap:
does anyone really plan sex.

honey, tuesday 8pm, were having intercourse.........ok I'm putting it on the calander.
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jewishcarpenter

If anyone put in the context I was referring to, no one would want surprise sex. Let's leave it at that, please.