20 Questions Today! 12/12

[Isaac S.]

I haven't seen either FF movie (and as a result, not heard the FF Rifftrax  ) I do like some comic book movies, is any part of either FF movie any good?

Put simply, no.

Well, that's not entirely true.  The quiet parts are good.  They make for a great nap

The RiffTrax for the first is one of my favorites, though.  You must check it out!  I just picked up the second one at Blockbuster yesterday for $10 pre-viewed.  Well, it was a 2 for $20 special, so I got that and Spider-Man 3 for $20.  Plus, I didn't have to pay for it at all because I bought it with Blockbuster gift cards from My Coke Rewards!  Glad my own money didn't have to be spent on this piece of crap.

[bratpop]

Also, I'm always slightly disappointed when they decide to riff a sequel of a film they've already done

Me too. But only every time it's not The Matrix Reloaded. C'mon, I had to sit through the rave/orgy scene in a hot, crowded theater!

[BathTub]

Yes come on Matrix Reloaded!

[RenaisanceBill]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

[Janitor]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

[boingo2000]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

If they're gonna go that route, it seems to me the obvious target should be Showgirls...

[MontyServo]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

If they're gonna go that route, it seems to me the obvious target should be Showgirls...

I believe at one point Mike (or maybe one of the mods on here) said that they looked at Showgirls as a possible Rifftrax, but found the movie much too much for them to do.

[MarkAndrew]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

Oh come on, EWS is SO not porn.  If there had been lingering, explicit sex it would have made it less boring.

[skenderberg]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

Oh come on, EWS is SO not porn.  If there had been lingering, explicit sex it would have made it less boring.

Less boring?  But then it woudn't have been Kubrick.

[Conor]

I believe at one point Mike (or maybe one of the mods on here) said that they looked at Showgirls as a possible Rifftrax, but found the movie much too much for them to do.

Anybody who has actually seen Showgirls knows that there are parts of it that are unriffable*, such as the encounter between the big rock star and Jesse Spano's friend.

*for any reasonable person

[Doctor Manhattan]

Anybody who has actually seen Showgirls knows that there are parts of it that are unriffable*, such as the encounter between the big rock star and Jesse Spano's friend.

*for any reasonable person

They were able to riff during The Holocaust*, I think they could do anything that would make it to a Hollywood film

*X-Men. It was only a few minutes of the movie, it was very uncomfortable and there were not a lot of gags (If any), but they made it through.

[jewishcarpenter]

Anybody who has actually seen Showgirls knows that there are parts of it that are unriffable*, such as the encounter between the big rock star and Jesse Spano's friend.

*for any reasonable person

They were able to riff during The Holocaust*, I think they could do anything that would make it to a Hollywood film

*X-Men. It was only a few minutes of the movie, it was very uncomfortable and there were not a lot of gags (If any), but they made it through.

Yeah, but no one in that scene was having brutal "surprise sex" performed upon them.

[BEERxTaco]

"surprise sex"

is there any other kind? lol

[Natureboy]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

If they're gonna go that route, it seems to me the obvious target should be Showgirls...

Mike really is repulsed by Showgirls.....according to may interviews he has given.  I think he also mentions that fact in his Movie Megacheese book.

[Janitor]

1.  Red Dawn.         Please! 
2.  Dune
3.  Krull
4.  Titanic
5. The Day After Tomorrow
6.  Aliens
7.  The Sixth Sense
8.  Pick a Chuck Norris Movie.  (any of 'em.)
9.  Eyes Wide Shut
10.  Forrest Gump

Eyes wide shut??? Ewwww! Why not "Behind the Green Door" or "Debbie Does Dallas?" Cheez um Crow! I like porn as much as the next fella but a riff of porn??? Why?

If they're gonna go that route, it seems to me the obvious target should be Showgirls...

Mike really is repulsed by Showgirls.....according to may interviews he has given.  I think he also mentions that fact in his Movie Megacheese book.

Regardless, porn is between you and your hand, GOD! I meant GOD! Porn is between you and god! Phew, I hope nobody reads into that!