The Funny Pictures Thread

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Drop directly on groin. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Shake hands with danger.

Not shown, the backpack strap getting pulled down into the steps, killing him.

I'm assuming that didn't happen, but this is the kind of crap that gets people killed by powerful machinery.

[Darth Geek]

That kid is on the excalator again!


I can't ride on an escalator without thinking of that line.

[LucasM]

Not shown, the backpack strap getting pulled down into the steps, killing him.

I'm assuming that didn't happen, but this is the kind of crap that gets people killed by powerful machinery.

I still vividly remember something that happened when I was about 6.  A kid, just a tad younger than I, had been playing on the escalator, and his wrist got caught where the steps subduct under the metal floor plate.  His arm was wrapped tightly in a bloody piece of cloth (likely the first thing closest in the department store).  There was blood all over the area and an EMS vehicle came to take care of him.

I never fucked around on an elevator again.

[D.B. Barnes]

Not shown, the backpack strap getting pulled down into the steps, killing him.

I'm assuming that didn't happen, but this is the kind of crap that gets people killed by powerful machinery.

I still vividly remember something that happened when I was about 6.  A kid, just a tad younger than I, had been playing on the escalator, and his wrist got caught where the steps subduct under the metal floor plate.  His arm was wrapped tightly in a bloody piece of cloth (likely the first thing closest in the department store).  There was blood all over the area and an EMS vehicle came to take care of him.

I never fucked around on an elevator again.

FUNNY PICTURES!!!

[LucasM]

[[spoilered just because it's posted right above this -LucasM]]

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Not shown, the backpack strap getting pulled down into the steps, killing him.

I'm assuming that didn't happen, but this is the kind of crap that gets people killed by powerful machinery.

I still vividly remember something that happened when I was about 6.  A kid, just a tad younger than I, had been playing on the escalator, and his wrist got caught where the steps subduct under the metal floor plate.  His arm was wrapped tightly in a bloody piece of cloth (likely the first thing closest in the department store).  There was blood all over the area and an EMS vehicle came to take care of him.

I never fucked around on an elevator again.

FUNNY PICTURES!!!

One of the many reasons I don't find 'injury' pictures (people getting knocked over [such as the one you posted with this], 'Jackass', etc., and simulated injury like 3 Stooges) funny, I suppose.  Real people get real injuries in the process of doing or mimicking them.

[Had 'lengthy focus' appointment today (after original post).  My brain just froze part way through this post for a good minute.  Not good to think right now.]

[The Lurker]

[Sideswipe]

Yeah, fuck you Subway!

[Lembach]

[RVR II]

GIT-R-DUNNN!!!

[Raefire]

[K2]

I knew she was a monster! Now there's proof!

[MontyServo]

Looks like a couple of commas shopped out of there.  Shopped typos are lame.

Just sayin'.

[The Lurker]

[Coragale]

I haven't posted here in a while, so I figured I better make up for it.




And Spoiler'd because this is getting LOOOOONG

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[goflyblind]

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there's a rather tempting shirt version of this at the guys' site.