Mr. T's big, stinky turd of a 'movie'

[shortstack]

Okay, maybe not 'movie' more like 'video'.

Okay, maybe not 'video', more like 'video you'd be forced to watch if you were a child in the 80's and being held against your will in a guidance counsellor's office'.

I give you...Mr. T's Be Somebody, or Be Somebody's Fool! - http://www.stage6.com/user/rtv/video/1230240/mr-t

It has:

• Mr. T *ahem* SINGING
• Bobby Brown in New Edition, before he became a coke addict
• A very young Stacy Ferguson AKA "Fergie" of Black Eyed Peas fame, possibly in her Kids Incorporated days
• Tammy Townsend
• Mr. T's parts are all written by Ice T...

There isn't really a story, it's really just a collection of ways kids can survive in the harsh, harsh world of the public school system through the guidance of the 80s' most 'famous' educational icon. And singing. Lots of singing. But not by Mr. T - he half-raps his way through his lyrics with typical Mr. T style. I say 'half-raps' because he's saying the lyrics rather than singing them, presumably because his singing skills would bring more pain to the viewing of this video.

I challenge you to get through all 50 minutes of this video without looking for a large blunt object to bludgeon yourself with.

On the other hand, it's extremely riff-worthy, which is why I posted it.

Enjoy!

[bettertomorrowamy]

I accept your challenge.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Not even Ice-T's music would make me want to watch this thing.

[Junkyard]

Another link that takes a more in- depth look over at Seanbaby.com:
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/mrt.htm

[jewishcarpenter]

I've got an unopened copy of this movie on VHS and I'm looking for someone to encode it onto dvd for me

[bluefalcon74]

For a minute I thought this was gonna be a 'DC Cab' thread. 

[bettertomorrowamy]

I've got an unopened copy of this movie on VHS and I'm looking for someone to encode it onto dvd for me

I encoded it to dvd, not from the vhs, but from the video off that site.  It's terrifying