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Cinematic Titanic

Started by BEERxTaco, October 30, 2007, 09:37:36 AM

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hare.29

Damn. Where's my CSI brand technology so I can blow up and enhance Josh's script page to read it. Stupid fakey technology doesn't exist... (tails off into grumbling).

Tank

Quote from: hare.29 on November 26, 2007, 09:48:22 AM
Damn. Where's my CSI brand technology so I can blow up and enhance Josh's script page to read it. Stupid fakey technology doesn't exist... (tails off into grumbling).

I think any old program on your computer will work.  You just have to make sure that you play some music that has nothing to do with the mood of the object your looking at, and you have to have a friend walk into the room and ask if you've enhanced it yet.  I believe this will have you just seconds away from success. 

RoninFox

Quote from: Tank on November 26, 2007, 12:30:41 PM
Quote from: hare.29 on November 26, 2007, 09:48:22 AM
Damn. Where's my CSI brand technology so I can blow up and enhance Josh's script page to read it. Stupid fakey technology doesn't exist... (tails off into grumbling).

I think any old program on your computer will work.  You just have to make sure that you play some music that has nothing to do with the mood of the object your looking at, and you have to have a friend walk into the room and ask if you've enhanced it yet.  I believe this will have you just seconds away from success. 

Dude, you forgot the strobe light!  You need random flashes of light to go along with the odd camera moves of your work right BEFORE the friend walks in.
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Bob

That is one puzzling photo that needs a thousand words to desribe it.

BathTub

That's why you click on the picture and read the words!

daltysmilth

Well, this seems to be further evidence that the presence of phallic imagery in the previous promotional photos wasn't accidental.
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Quote from: BathTub on December 01, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
That's why you click on the picture and read the words!

"Clever girl......"

RoninFox

I never would have recognized Trace from that photo.  I think it's the lack of mustache.
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RoninFox

Nope, I missed out on that one.
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Man! I wouldn't have even recognized Trace in that photo if his name wasn't listed under it! :scared:

YoohooRiffer

Quote from: PSLOwner on December 01, 2007, 12:21:02 PM
Quote from: BathTub on December 01, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
That's why you click on the picture and read the words!

"Clever girl......"

I was unaware that BathTub was a velociraptor... ;D

RoninFox

Quote from: YoohooRiffer on December 01, 2007, 09:07:07 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on December 01, 2007, 12:21:02 PM
Quote from: BathTub on December 01, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
That's why you click on the picture and read the words!

"Clever girl......"

I was unaware that BathTub was a velociraptor... ;D

I notice you don't question the gender part at all though.  Weird.
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Bob

Quote from: RoninFox on December 02, 2007, 06:00:24 AM
Quote from: YoohooRiffer on December 01, 2007, 09:07:07 PM
Quote from: PSLOwner on December 01, 2007, 12:21:02 PM
Quote from: BathTub on December 01, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
That's why you click on the picture and read the words!

"Clever girl......"

I was unaware that BathTub was a velociraptor... ;D

I notice you don't question the gender part at all though.  Weird.