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Dragonlance trailer

Started by Blueguy, October 24, 2007, 09:46:38 PM

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BathTub

Holy crap, who let that out of it's pit. That looks hideous!

mrbasehart

Yowza.  Bakshi could do better than that with his drawing fingers missing.

Pak-Man

Sometimes it's CGI sometime's it's animated by the people who do those bible story cartoons. :^)

GregMcduck

Still, can't be anymore worse then that OTHER D&D movie.

Chaos

That trailer is a joke, right? I mean, it's not REALLY being made by a professional studio, is it? It was some guy in his basement, splicing together clips from a shitty 20 year old anime, and some cheap Chinese CGI he found on the 'net, right?

I mean... holy crap, what a pile.
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

BathTub

Art direction by Napoleon Dynamite.

Chaos

"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

Junkyard

You know, I used to love Dragonlance, and besides the disorienting 1970's animation mixed with bad CGI, there are certain indications that this film doesn't actually give a crap about the books. Grrr....

MarkAndrew

wow, that's like 80's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon quality.  Why, why WHY can the Japanese make animated movies constantly and we get CRAP like this.

Oy.


Needs more nudity.

dignan

"After 300 years of peas..."??

I can understand why dragons would want to feast on succulent roasted flesh after 300 years of only eating peas. 


Blueguy

Quote from: MarkAndrew on October 25, 2007, 12:16:50 PM
wow, that's like 80's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon quality.  Why, why WHY can the Japanese make animated movies constantly and we get CRAP like this.

Oy.


Needs more nudity.
Dunno, but it was animated in India.

Steve-O

Yikes.  Did they resurrect the dessicated corpses of Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera to animate this thing?  I kept expecting He-Man to show up.

Incidentally, why have we not yet gotten a live action version of Dragonlance?

Tripe

aye me.

And Dragons of Autumn Twilight? Doesn't that sound like a film starting Jessica Tandy and Hume Cronyn  in their later years?

Tyrant


  Wow. It's like a look into an alternate dimension where Uwe Boll directs animated movies.