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Favorite Line

Started by Raven, October 15, 2007, 08:48:58 PM

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Raven

What is your favorite line from the trax?

jetjaguar15

I've only seen the sample, but I love the Mike comments about comparing the brush-off's in the movie to his courting Bridget!

Wiseblood

The heart of LA's Frogger district.

Maverick Joe Six-Pack

why is she being chewed out by Dick Butkis?

or

Mmm... Breakfast martini, the Vodka is triple filtered through a stack of pancakes...
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

hikeeba

Jessica Biel: So you see things before they happen?

Mike: Then why aren't you protecting your groin?

RobtheBarbarian

So many!

"Gotta find the plunger gotta find the plunger gotta find the pl- oof!"

*terrorist shoots Nicholas Cage*
"Really? It... it's that... really? That's all it... ok!"

*gunship guy riddles terrorist with bullets*
"Who was that guy?"


skenderberg

"Compromised by Johnson: The Bill Clinton Story"

and

"Follow Us to Johnson: The Village People Story"

Also, the "Huh.  That was weird.  I'm glad we won't see that again," line made me laugh every time.
I thought I was Dale.

Janitor

It's just not the same without Col Glenn Manning walking around in a diaper.

RobtheBarbarian

"And two hard-boiled eggs. Make that three hard-boiled eggs." *honk honk*

This is my first Bridget riff... I think she's great.

Thrifty

Bridget: "I'm not complaining, because I've got money on this fight, but when did we bug his room?"

RobtheBarbarian

Biel: You're not some kind of psycho, are you?
Mike (as Cage): Well, I don't eat my victims...

PlayMSTie

"How about now? How about now? How about now? How about now? How about now? I don't wanna anymore."
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!

Darth Geek

When Bridgett says "See how much he likes her after she orders three pattymelts and a side of ham."

That was not only a great line, but the way she read it made it better, and showed she really is a good performer and not just someone reading lines written for her. I'd be happy to see her back for more.


ig400

The Matrix: Neo's fight pose- Mike I'M A LITTLE TEA POT! SHORT AND STOUT!
Every day of my life I find the wisest and best to fix our attention on the Good and the Beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

Crazy_88s

I love the part about MIke saying he bought one of those showgirl outfits for Bridget.