Another Darth

[DarthSeaBass]

Hi I'm new to this place caught the link off of something awful. Been an mst3k fan for ages but never knew about this place (for shame) so hmm hello and stuff.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Hello, and please accept my apologies for anything I might say in the future.

[Thom_Serveaux]

*answering machine message, complete with muzak, begins to play...*

Well hello there!  I didn't see you there at first, when did you arrive?  Anyway, let me be the first, hopefully to congratulate your choice to expand your comedic horizons by joining us here at...

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RiffTrax Forums...

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Unfortunately, no one is here right now to greet you 'in person' at the present time... 
So if you'll just your username and your ISP,  we'll be happily pleased as punch to welco...
*answering machine is disconnected*

Whew!  You caught me off guard there!  I certainly hadn't intended to 'phone-in' my welcome...
So, welcome to the RiffTrax Forums,  where you don't have to be a fan of MST3K (but it sure does come in handy some times....) 

Here, enjoy these completely fictitious, yet well intentioned gifts as our way of saying we're glad you stopped by..*Gives DarthSeaBass  a Disco Cumber Bubble-Bund, a 'Cellulite' Phone, some Magic Slate Temporary Tattoos and a tin of Genuine artificial Chibi Cookies, made with only the finest Artificial Chbis*

Enjoy!

[RoninFox]

Welcome aboard, glad to have you.  Have you picked up any trax yet, and if so which one(s)?

[DarthSeaBass]

Nopers not picked any up yet but as soon as i get paid i'm going to pick up a couple! Methinks i'll start with phantom menace. (may actually make the film bearable to watch as long as i don't have to take it seriously) To this day the mere though of jar jar binks can send me into a murderous rage.

Anyway thanks for the welcome!

[RoninFox]

Enjoy, I personally loved all the Star Wars riffs.  I'd also suggest Eragon and Over the Top.   

[torgosPizza]

Alejandro is preparing a delightful meal for us. Chilean DarthSeaBass, I believe.

[David]

Those Sith sure are desperate for members these days... next thing you know they'll start accepting invertebrates (oh wait...)

[jewishcarpenter]

I'm still waiting for someone to register as Darth Brooks.

[DarthSeaBass]

I'm still waiting for someone to register as Darth Brooks.

No one could be that evil surely?