Hello

[therealzubes]

Hey everyone!

Just saying hi and that I'm glad to be posting here, I've been lurking about the boards for awhile now and have finally registered!  This is the point which I fill pages and pages with useless fluff that no one really cares about. 


So long story short, Hi!

[Minnesota]

Will the real slim zubes please stand up? ... oh nevermind there she is ... Welcome

[therealzubes]

Haha thanks!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Welcome to Thunderdome!

[Minnesota]

Can't we get beyond th...

aww forget it

[Thom_Serveaux]

*talking into a cellphone 'earpiece', alarms, buzzers and klaxon's blaring in the backround *
So should I cut the red wire or the blue wire? Hmmm...  *finally notices therealzubes and is startled*

Gyahhh! What?!  Oh it's you, sorry, you startled me there *sighs* they told me to expect some new members, I just lost track of the time. That'll happen when you're trying to disarm an IED, I guess....

*sees perplexed look on therealzubes face*  Yeah, I realize how that sounds but...  It's not there! *looks back at therealzubes * Er, sorry I was talking to my assistant, just one second... *turns earpiece back on*  Yeah, I'm back.....

....

But there is no 'plaid wire'....

.....

Yes I'm sure...... *rolls eyes, then turns to face therealzubes*  Anyway, as you know,as with MST3K, here at RiffTrax we deal with a LOT of really bad movies,which are often referred to as 'turkeys' or 'bombs'.  Well as it turned out during a recent server migration there was some kind of mix-up betwixt our server and the ones over at the defense department *shrugs* Go figure....  So as implausible as it seems, we were accidentally misidentified as a ... SON OF A B*****!  *points to earpiece* Sorry, I have to take this, it'll only be a sec...

...AND WILL SOMEONE SHUT OFF THE ALARMS, I'M GETTING A MIGRAINE!!!
*Alarms stop*  Okay, go.....

.....

Well why didn't you say so in the first place?! *finds and cuts the 'plaid' wire* There, finally! *turns back to face therealzubes*   So as I was saying, we were mistaken for an actual explosives disposal unit, and got sent an actual bomb.  Weird, but everything's perfectly safe n...*just then, the 'diffused bomb' goes creating a flurry of smoke, fumes, and...* Papers?! *picks up one of the 'pamphlets' and begins to read it...* Hmmm..it says here that:


"Elaine Hasslebeck is derranged and dangerous...  Barry Manilow never has nor will he ever stoop to cheap tactics to generate free publicity for his music"

Hmmmm.... So I guess it was a propaganda bomb

Anyhue...strap yourself in, and enjoy the ride!