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Dumbest movie line ever?

Started by PlayMSTie, October 05, 2007, 08:19:05 PM

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BBQ Platypus

"I'll take YOU to the bank, Senator Trent.  To the BLOOD bank!" ;D
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

Tripe

Quote from: Crazy_88s on October 08, 2007, 11:18:00 PM
I still think Haydn still wins the whole lot with "I keep hoping that kiss won't become a scar". What the hell does that even mean?!

Evidently hydrochloric acid lip-gloss is de rigueur in the republic.

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: Crazy_88s on October 08, 2007, 11:18:00 PM
I still think Haydn still wins the whole lot with "I keep hoping that kiss won't become a scar". What the hell does that even mean?!

He probably just watched Fight Club.
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Crazy_88s

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on October 09, 2007, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: Crazy_88s on October 08, 2007, 11:18:00 PM
I still think Haydn still wins the whole lot with "I keep hoping that kiss won't become a scar". What the hell does that even mean?!
He probably just watched Fight Club.
Shyeah! More like "Bite Club"!

Sideswipe


I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

RhodesWatson

Quote from: Deadswipe on October 09, 2007, 03:58:19 PM
No way, you mean Shite Club!
No, actually I think he means Holy shiite muslims club!

Shaggy

I'm surprised "This is where the fish lives" hasn't been mentioned yet. Just because it was on MST doesn't mean that it's off the hook.  >:D Then again, that's too easy but that really was a ridiculous line.

And LOL at that Spiderman video. Seeing that makes me want to watch the 3rd one even less (yeah, still haven't seen it)


Sideswipe

"This is where the fish lives" pisses me off because it doesnt go anywhere.  What fish?  What the hell is the deal with the fish, is it the Incredible Mr. Limpett?  Why should we care about the damn fish and where he lives?

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Crazy_88s

Quote from: Deadswipe on October 10, 2007, 03:00:40 PM
"This is where the fish lives" pisses me off because it doesnt go anywhere.  What fish? 
"This is where the fish lives" is a work of Shakespeare compared to anything Jake Lloyd/Haydn Christensen ever said in their lives. I am seriously, "This is where the fish lives" is a work of unparalleled brilliance and nuance with no one to match such amazing writing techniques.

BEERxTaco

Conversely, here is the best movie line ever!

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
-Dean Wormer, Animal House R.I.P.

Shelly_Marsh

I nominate Kevin Costner for "My boat" in the movie Waterworld.

Hebs

Quote from: BEERxTaco on October 12, 2007, 07:03:29 AM
Conversely, here is the best movie line ever!



Oh man, I friggen love that movie.  That's GhostBreakers, right?  I love Willie Best in that film.  He's so under appreciated.
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msmpls

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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Any line from The Godfather III?

This line from - and I know I'm getting myself into trouble for this one - MST3K: The Movie: "And now, enjoy the Universal classic, This Island Earth..." after you've just been going on and on about how your torturing someone with "the worse movie ever made".   It can't be both.

There's another line that I KNOW is THE worse line in any movie ever....but for some reason I'm blocking it....

:(

RoninFox

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on October 18, 2007, 03:20:49 PM
Any line from The Godfather III?

This line from - and I know I'm getting myself into trouble for this one - MST3K: The Movie: "And now, enjoy the Universal classic, This Island Earth..." after you've just been going on and on about how your torturing someone with "the worse movie ever made".   It can't be both.

There's another line that I KNOW is THE worse line in any movie ever....but for some reason I'm blocking it....

:(

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Thank you Wiktionary   ;D
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