Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[Karreck]

My joy knows no bounds after finding this place. Two problems have been solved, those of course being #1. New Stuff from the funny folks behind MST3K and #2 Mocking more recent, and sometimes blockbuster, Hollywood movies. If I wore a hat, I would tip it to you Mike, Kevin, Bill, Mary, and all the others involved in this most glorious of creations. But I am sure that my money will be thanks enough. I eagerly look forward to hearing more heckling, and my Daredevil DVD (still not sure why I bought it) is overjoyed to finally get a spin in my player.

[Thom_Serveaux]

*answering machine message, complete with muzak, begins to play...*

Well hello there!  I didn't see you there at first, when did you arrive?  Anyway, let me be the first, hopefully to congratulate your choice to expand your comedic horizons by joining us here at...

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RiffTrax Forums...

...

Unfortunately, no one is here right now to greet you 'in person' at the present time... 
So if you'll just your username and your ISP,  we'll be happily pleased as punch to welco...
*answering machine is disconnected*

Whew!  You caught me off guard there!  I certainly hadn't intended to 'phone-in' my welcome...
So, welcome to the RiffTrax Forums,  where you don't have to be a fan of MST3K (but it sure does come in handy some times....) 

Here, enjoy these completely fictitious, yet well intentioned gifts as our way of saying we're glad you stopped by..*Gives Karreck a Disco Cumber Bubble-Bund, a 'Cellulite' Phone, some Magic Slate Temporary Tattoos and a tin of Genuine artificial Chibi Cookies, made with only the finest Artificial Chbis*

Enjoy!

[BathTub]

Welcome!

[RoninFox]

Welcome, enjoy.  I have to say its great seeing your Futurama sig.  Another great sci-fi show canceled before it's time.

Can't wait for the new dvds, dammit.