Hey there!

[Voyeur]

Not really my first post, but I didn't want to officially introduce myself until I actually experienced my first rifftrax! I just enjoyed (REALLY enjoyed) the riffs of 300. Frankly, I hated the movie and Mike, Kevin and Bill really gave it the punishment it deserves. 

Anyway, like many here, I'm a big fan of MST3K (especially the later years), so between Rifftrax and The Film Crew DVDs, I feel like I'm back with old friends. I hope to enjoy the Round Table! 

[RoninFox]

Welcome, and I'm sure you will enjoy yourself here.

[Thom_Serveaux]

*talking into a cellphone 'earpiece', alarms, buzzers and klaxon's blaring in the backround*
So should I cut the red wire or the blue wire? Hmmm...  *finally notices Voyeur and is startled*

Gyahhh! What?!  Oh it's you, sorry, you startled me there *sighs* they told me to expect some new members, I just lost track of the time. That'll happen when you're trying to disarm an IED, I guess....

*sees perplexed look on Voyeur's face*  Yeah, I realize how that sounds but...  It's not there! *looks back at Voyeur* Er, sorry I was talking to my assistant, just one second... *turns earpiece back on*  Yeah, I'm back.....

....

But there is no 'plaid wire'....

.....

Yes I'm sure...... *rolls eyes, then turns to face Voyeur*  Anyway, as you know,as with MST3K, here at RiffTrax we deal with a LOT of really bad movies which are often referred to as 'turkeys' or 'bombs'.  Well as it turned out during a recent server migration there was some kind of mix-up betwixt our server and the ones over at the defense department *shrugs* Go figure....  So as implausible as it seems, we were accidentally misidentified as a ... SON OFA B*****!  *points to earpiece* Sorry, I have to take this, it'll only be a sec...

...AND WILL SOMEONE SHUT OFF THE ALARMS, I'M GETTING A MIGRAINE!!!
*Alarms stop*  Okay, go.....

.....

Well why didn't you say so in the first place?! *finds and cuts the 'plaid' wire* There, finally! *turns back to face (FM) So as I was saying, we were mistaken for an actual explosives disposal unit, and got sent an actual bomb.  Weird, but everything's perfectly safe n...*just then, the 'diffused bomb' goes creating a flurry of smoke, fumes, and...* Papers?! *picks up one of the 'pamphlets' and begins to read it...* Hmmm..it says here that:


" Mitochondria ARE the source of  'The Force'... that there were always a total of 6 movies to be made, not 9... that Jar Jar Binks and his entire noble race are a fine addition to the Star Wars universe... Queen Amidalia is not a pedophile...and it was Greedo, not Han Solo that shot first.....

Hmmmm.... So I guess it was a propaganda bomb

Anyhue...strap yourself in, and enjoy the ride!

[Voyeur]

 

Thanks for the welcome!

[Thom_Serveaux]

No problem, only one rule of thumb around here....

Expect the unexpected...
















BOO!