The Rifftrax Women & possibly the nerdiest poll ever!

mrbasehart · October 16, 2006, 07:43:22 PM

For the fellas: Which woman would you most like to...date

I'm gonna pick Famke Jansen. She's smart, sexy and awesome with the telekenetic powers.

kodiakthejuggler · October 16, 2006, 07:55:37 PM

Anna Paquin.

She's adoreable! And very sexy. And I really like the white streak in her hair.

Cibernético II · October 16, 2006, 07:57:00 PM

dude you TOTALLY forgot Vampira. So I had to go for Milla Jovovich

gammer · October 16, 2006, 08:34:41 PM

ugh! Totaly nerdy, but totaly un-avoidable.
I too voted for Milla

Tarantulas · October 16, 2006, 09:21:04 PM

Sorry... Asia Argento is the way to go... Just think of the awesome Thanksgiving's at the inlaws!

Skiptastic · October 16, 2006, 09:31:07 PM

Yeah, Milla's too akin to Alan Cummings in that movie for me to vote for her. Asia Argento gets my vote.

Tarantulas · October 16, 2006, 09:51:52 PM

plus that crazy tattoo !

SaucyRossy · October 16, 2006, 11:33:34 PM

Quote from: Tarantulas on October 16, 2006, 09:21:04 PM
Sorry... Asia Argento is the way to go... Just think of the awesome Thanksgiving's at the inlaws!

What he said but with more "OMG Asia is ssoososoooo HAWWWTT!! I would totalllly do her."

BlackbeardonGuitar · October 17, 2006, 02:45:03 AM

Famke...Jansen...drooling ensues. Somehow in the 11 years since Goldeneye she's only gotten hotter. Her mutant power is some kind of anti-time hotness gaining hypnosis power.

JonnyFrag · October 17, 2006, 04:33:33 AM

Quote from: Tarantulas on October 16, 2006, 09:21:04 PM
Sorry... Asia Argento is the way to go... Just think of the awesome Thanksgiving's at the inlaws!

Dario's constantly trying to get her to strip for all the nice guests, and at the end, the turkey explodes into a haze of blood and maggots. Thanksgiving at the Argentos.

And trust me, you do not even want to get your coat back...

WHAT?!?!?

JonnyFrag · October 17, 2006, 04:36:52 AM

I'm going old school. Elizabeth Shue. Have not seen her in years, so I need to qualify that with saying 'as she appeared the last time we saw her." Was it Hollow Man where she was all like super hot and nudie etc? Some bad horror-esqe type of movie.

Tarantulas · October 17, 2006, 06:26:14 AM

Quote from: SaucyRossy on October 16, 2006, 11:33:34 PM
Quote from: Tarantulas on October 16, 2006, 09:21:04 PM
Sorry... Asia Argento is the way to go... Just think of the awesome Thanksgiving's at the inlaws!
What he said but with more "OMG Asia is ssoososoooo HAWWWTT!! I would totalllly do her."

"Dad, I couldn't agree with you more."

Joe Don Faker · October 17, 2006, 06:27:22 AM

Yeah, I'll take Shue too.

She's got great eyes, a nice smile, and will skinny-dip with you under a waterfall. Moreover her characters typically exhibit a kind mothering instinct -- whether towards geeky new kids from new jersey, hopeless drunks in vegas, or troubled men of a thousand faces. If I ever freeze in a Russian winter, I know I could count on her to thaw me out. That's very reassuring when I consider my options in fictional paramours...

WouTar · October 17, 2006, 07:50:00 AM

Famke, beautiful, smart, great actress and dutch.

Joe Don Faker · October 17, 2006, 07:58:35 AM

Quote from: WouTar on October 17, 2006, 07:50:00 AM
Famke, beautiful, smart, great actress and dutch.

Does that mean she'll pay for half of the date?

I was within a few feet of Ms. Jansen one day, a requirement of a customer service job I held. Frankly I've not much feeling about her, one way or another -- but a coworker and comic book fan totally geeked out on her and reportedly made quite a scene, going on and on about X-Men. Unfortunately I missed this episode, but she was apparently gracious.

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