LETS GO LIONS!!!!!!

[Tripe]

23-16 not too shabby. Oh and Herrington is the luckiest bast in the world. Despite being benched he still got to play for the Falcons today. And amazingly Atlanta lost, I wonder if he'll blame the Lions for that

[RVR II]

THX DETROIT!

This win puts the Panthers in Sole Posession of 1st Place on the NFC South; On Their Bye-Week Even!!

NICE JOB!!

congrats rvr, I hope to have that feeling sometime.......

We'll savor the feeling for a week, then the Colts come to town next week.. OH SH*T!!!

[Bob]

Seeing as how the Rams will have the first or second pick in the draft, any ideas?

"Rams are now on the clock"

Thank goodness I will drunk as a skunk at the game next weekend.

[Tripe]

You might want to add a little skunk to smoke too, help with the pain

[Bob]

You might want to add a little skunk to smoke too, help with the pain

Booze is all I need!

And poker, and STL style pizza, and hockey and poker...... oh yeah, and booze.

[RVR II]

Seeing as how the Rams will have the first or second pick in the draft, any ideas?

"Rams are now on the clock"

Thank goodness I will drunk as a skunk at the game next weekend.

MAN! Anyone at Any Position would be helpful for the Rams at This Point..

I have a 50/50 Chance of getting Tickets to the Panthers / Colts Game Next Weekend!
If I Get Them, I'll bring my 'High-Powered' Digital Camera along for a few shots! 
& Be Right With Ya BOOOOZ'EN!!!

[mike5150]

You might want to add a little skunk to smoke too, help with the pain

Booze is all I need!

And poker, and STL style pizza, and hockey and poker...... oh yeah, and booze.

......and the remote control and this paddle ball game..........AND THATS ALL I NEED!

[mike5150]

Seeing as how the Rams will have the first or second pick in the draft, any ideas?

"Rams are now on the clock"

Thank goodness I will drunk as a skunk at the game next weekend.

Ok I'm going to tell you our secrets for success in this step by step lesson   1. try to put the most thick headed unlikable guy you can think of in charge of your team (dont even look at millen....HES OURS)    2. switch coaches about every quarter or so, this creates excitement and makes the team play better for the first 2 games of the season   3. always look for a diamond in the rough or a 20 yr vetran of the game......never pick anyone that is at the top of their game....we find them to be too cocky....4.  injurys,   I cannot stress enough how important it is to have at least 2 or 3 of your best and most expensive players on the bench for half of the season .  5. if your playing a team like lets say........the bears, and it goes into over time and your win the freakiNG TOSS ALWAYS LET THE F&&&(&*^&&%ING WIND DECIDE WHETHER YOU KICK OR RECIEVE (not that I dwell on that game) 6. and possibly most important, have 10 to 12 rebuilding yrs. allowing things to gel and come together creates a boring game for the fans, always keep them guessing . nothing makes a person happier than waking up every september and thinking   "this could be the year" , .........Well I hope I dont get into trouble for giving you some of the LIONS biggest secrets....and I hope they help.........LETS GO LIONS   (this could be the year)

[Tripe]

Seeing as how the Rams will have the first or second pick in the draft, any ideas?

"Rams are now on the clock"

Thank goodness I will drunk as a skunk at the game next weekend.

Ok I'm going to tell you our secrets for success in this step by step lesson   1. try to put the most thick headed unlikable guy you can think of in charge of your team (dont even look at millen....HES OURS)    2. switch coaches about every quarter or so, this creates excitement and makes the team play better for the first 2 games of the season   3. always look for a diamond in the rough or a 20 yr vetran of the game......never pick anyone that is at the top of their game....we find them to be too cocky....4.  injurys,   I cannot stress enough how important it is to have at least 2 or 3 of your best and most expensive players on the bench for half of the season .  5. if your playing a team like lets say........the bears, and it goes into over time and your win the freakiNG TOSS ALWAYS LET THE F&&&(&*^&&%ING WIND DECIDE WHETHER YOU KICK OR RECIEVE (not that I dwell on that game) 6. and possibly most important, have 10 to 12 rebuilding yrs. allowing things to gel and come together creates a boring game for the fans, always keep them guessing . nothing makes a person happier than waking up every september and thinking   "this could be the year" , .........Well I hope I dont get into trouble for giving you some of the LIONS biggest secrets....and I hope they help.........LETS GO LIONS   (this could be the year)

Nicely summed up.

[Bob]

.  5. if your playing a team like lets say........the bears, and it goes into over time and your win the freakiNG TOSS ALWAYS LET THE F&&&(&*^&&%ING WIND DECIDE WHETHER YOU KICK OR RECIEVE (not that I dwell on that game)

Man, I remember watching that game and my jaw hitting the floor when that decision was made.   You knew the football gods were not going to let you get away with that.

[mike5150]

.  5. if your playing a team like lets say........the bears, and it goes into over time and your win the freakiNG TOSS ALWAYS LET THE F&&&(&*^&&%ING WIND DECIDE WHETHER YOU KICK OR RECIEVE (not that I dwell on that game)

Man, I remember watching that game and my jaw hitting the floor when that decision was made.   You knew the football gods were not going to let you get away with that.

ahh yess my freind....the football gods were angry that day

[mike5150]

I'm sorry about this, but I'm going to have to pull God off of some things to help with  this game. If you have any problems that require his help please fill out a raincheck with his customer service and he will be with you as soon as the game is over........please hold...your prayers are important to us.

[RVR II]

NICE JOB OVER 'DA BEARS' THIS WEEK (Week 8 )!!

Unfortunately, my Panthers were no match for the Colts, but I took some GR8 Shots during the game.. 
(see page 23 of the 2007 NFL season thread.. http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=4411.new;topicseen#new )

[Tripe]

Excellent!

[mike5150]

Excellent!

DID YOU SEE THAT :angry:LETS GO LIONS!!!!!!!!!!I really need this guys; I really have nothing else