Welcome to the RiffTrax Roundtable!

[Joe Don Faker]

It was only a matter of time before Mike started posting as the alleged husband of '80s star Kelly Lynch.  It's the latest step in a sick obsession that won't end until he spews out a Rifftrax for Cyber Seduction:  His Secret Life.

Anyway, welcome Mike Lynch. 

[Fingal]

Hi Hoo! Wow, rifftrax is taking off! Kudos!

I have enjoyed Roadhouse and Fifth Element and look forward to odering more rifftrax riffs.

Whew-say that five time fast-sound like Astro...

[Joe Don Faker]

All right, Finnngallll!  You once said I was a warped frustrated old man...  (and I'm okay with it. Welcome.)

[MrTorso]

Hi everybody. This is my first post here. Some of you might remember me from such online fora as the MST3k Discussion Board. Not to be confused with online fauna.

Anyway, I anxiously await the opportunity to download my first 3 RiffTrax!

Why stop at three? There are nine available right now (including the 'Classics') with Top Gun coming out on Friday that will be ten!

[Fingal]

All right, Finnngallll!  You once said I was a warped frustrated old man...  (and I'm okay with it. Welcome.)

I did? Hmmm. Sorry old chap, musta been a bit buzzed on Reconst.

[Joe Don Faker]

That's why you're out there doppling, and I'm sitting here getting fat on flavo-fibes.  Pork delivery's late!

[kodiakthejuggler]

Fingal only dabbled in dopple...

[Fingal]

That's why you're out there doppling, and I'm sitting here getting fat on flavo-fibes.  Pork delivery's late!

Go easy- Flavo-fibes do have a high sodium content.


HAMMMMMMMM!

Fingal only dabbled in dopple...

Little dopple will do ya....

[Bipolar:Bear]

How many dopples could a dabbling Fingal dopple, if a dabbling Fingal could dabble in dopples?

Now repeat.

Again.

And again.

Well done.

[Cibernético II]

don't fondle the dopples

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

How many dopples could a dabbling Fingal dopple, if a dabbling Fingal could dabble in dopples?

More then a stupid ant-eater could... I'm sorry i didn't mean that, man i'm only 2 posts in and already you think i'm racist against ant-eaters...

[gravyboy]

Rifftrax is taking my money.  But money is a small price to pay for humor.

Whatever that means.

(Great work, Mike!)

[Rufus T]

Fingal! We demand you set up a delicious buffet!

[Pubert Pertweed III]

don't fondle the dopples

can I foldle fingles while dabbling dobbles?

[WouTar]

I want more butter on my ham, Gondal! (I love that name)