Perfect Stranger - Bruce Willis

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Don't ask how I know this, but Perfect Stranger is *begging* to be riffed. Chemistry-free lovescenes, a SUPER weird basement room in the only likable character's apartment (the talking mannequin with Halle Barry's face tops off the scene), Bruce Willis phoning in his "performance", and a chat program that - as long as you have a 20 second snippet of a person's audio - magically sounds as if that person is talking via your computer.