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What Tom Cruise Movie will they do next.

Started by Road_Element, October 10, 2006, 12:16:41 PM

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Road_Element

Im Just bored.

kodiakthejuggler

I want Mike (and cohort(s), if possible  ;D) to rip Risky Business a new one simply for polluting the world with its in-underwear dancin', RayBan wearin', bad song singin', slippery floor slidin', broom wieldin' star!

mrbasehart

I want it to be Legend.  I haven't seen it in years.  Tim Curry is great as the devil, and Mia Sara is hot.  Especially when she becomes evil.

gammer

Well since Mike has made a couple of "riff" mentions of Vanilla sky, then I have a feeling he'd like to riff it. So my vote is for Vanilla Sky.

SaucyRossy

My vote is for Mission Impossible 2.....while I love John Woo that movie was just bad.


I dunno if Mike likes to do sequels though......I do hope he eventually does the sequels to RoadHouse and XXX though!

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Argo-Puppy

Legend from me too! I actually really like the movie, but, a little seasoning from Mike & Co. would be awesome!

SaucyRossy

wow didn't think of Legend...that could be really funny actually.

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JonnyFrag

Days of Thunder seems to be the best material to me.
Can riff on all the NASCAR culture and you have Robert Duvall. Can't run out of things to say about him. He's been in roughly a third of all films made since 1965 or so (and great in most of them...what's he doing here?)
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

starfighter

  Loads of dumb moments in Minority Report. Dropping the eyeball and having it almost go through the grate made me think of the 3 Stooges when I saw it so I'm thinking Mike and Kevin should riff it together.

Natureboy

MI - 2 was beyond horrible, but I think Legend, Eyes Wide shut, and Jerry McGuire need the rifftrax treatment.  I know a lot of people liked Jerry McGuire, but there is a lot for Mike and Co. to work with on that film.

Shinigami

Eyes Wide Shut... I don't know, I'm kinda wondering Mike's ability to Riff orgies.  Could be interesting.

Petey Wheatstraw

Vanilla Sky is the only one of these I own, so...let's try that.
This iRiff will only be on sale for another few hours. Get it while it's cheap!


Cibernético II

I'd like to see the Last Samurai riffed to ribbons. He had no business being in a samurai movie. The movie was so chock full of anachronisms, Hollywood delusions, and other period innacuracies. Any soldier fighting in full scale war with no helmet and using a sword as a primary weapon instead of a polearm would be worm food in a minute.

But, as far as the list goes, I have a feeling Eyes Wide Shut could be hillarious.
I really do like pie.

Famous Mortimer

If you're looking at a modern Hollywood film for historical accuracy, then I worry for your sanity.

Vanilla Sky is big-budget, crazy as a bag of snakes, has some mega-plot holes but is kinda fun despite all those things. I'd say it's a shoo-in for future riffage.

torgosPizza

Vanilla Sky was the first movie I'd ever watched that, when it ended, elicited a "WHAT A BULLSHIT COP-OUT ENDING!" response from me.