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What have we learned?

Started by Raven, August 07, 2007, 02:57:08 PM

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Raven

I learned that through the magic of special effects anyone can be an action star.  Matt Damon?  Seriously?

SecretAgentSuperDragon

I learned nothing new. My secret agent clearance made me privy to all this stuff a long time ago.

Sharktopus

I learned to never trust Chris Cooper. No wait, I knew that already.

Cosmic Muse

That Matt Damon makes a better Jason Bourne than Richard Chamberlain?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094791/
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Tony Farms AKA Puma Man


Junkyard

I learned that the best way to remember my account number is to put it in a hologram- projecting bullet under my skin.

Tyrant


  I learned that the writers of the movie are overlooking the best way to have Jason Bourne remember his identity: Someone needs to bash his head in really, really hard.

mrbasehart

I learned that Kevin Murphy does the worst Ali G impression, ever!

eegah

Mini Coopers are surprisingly good in a car chase.

When trying to apprehend a dangerous fugitive who is trapped in a building, police don't bother to surround the building to prevent escape.

U.S. Embassy fire escapes aren't very useful.