Thoughts? (If you can remember them)

[Just Some Guy]

You're nuts.  Dean's a clone of Brock and there's no way Matt Damon could ever be that cool.

[Tyrant]

You're nuts.  Dean's a clone of Brock and there's no way Matt Damon could ever be that cool.

Seconded, although I believe you're referring to Hank, as is Pak. Dean's presumably the clone of Dr.Venture.

  Anyway, Hank is way more intelligent than Matt Damon.

[SmilinJackRoss]

With Blonde Hair, Mat Damon could almost be an adult Hank Venture. :^)

 

Hank's head is too round.   

[mrbasehart]

I enjoyed both the riff and the movie.  I don't think the guys particularly tore into the movie, rather they just made fun of the some of the slight oddities of it.  Being from Europe, I didn't find the many, many, jokes about Europeans offensive, though isn't the whole "the French are cowards and will surrender at the drop of a hat" joke getting a little old? I suppose you're only as brave as your last war...

[optimus357]

I usually don't laugh at French surrendering jokes but when those french policemen run back to their car, I can't think of a better joke.  I laughed like the American swine I am.

[gammer]

I thought this one was pretty average.
My full 'take' and free preview now posted on my fan site

[LadyKenobi]

There can neeeeeeeeeeever be too many "Europe is drab and surrender-y" jokes.  I had no problems being distracted by the movie itself, as I found the movie incredibly boring.

I was, however, deeply disturbed by Chris Cooper's hair.  Somehow he looked like a person from a spray-on hair dye commercial, and I didn't even recognize him as Tom Smith from Seabiscuit until the very end when one of the guys named him.  Which, I guess, is a tribute to him as an actor. 

[eegah]

Great rifftrax! I'd put it in my top five!

Edit: After many, many viewings, I have to say that this is my absolute favorite! Constant hilarity throughout!