Oh Lord, Onion Rings: The Return Of The Happy King

[tmoverbeck]

Finally got around to visiting this site after hearing about it... I forget where. Anyway, if anyone used to visit the original "Deep Blurting" MST3K message board, I'm the guy who put it together, "Thomas The Happy King". I just bought the Matrix and LOTR Fellowship RiffTrax. I laughed my ass off watching the Matrix and I can't wait to see what zingers are in store for Frodo & the gang next.

[Junkyard]

I'm guessing you're going to be seeing what happens to Anakin and the gang before Frodo, my unfortunate friend. Welcome to the boards, by the way!

[Minnesota]

Welcome!

[BathTub]

Dodododooo

Welcome Happy King! Er..tmoverbeck!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives tmoverbeck a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[bettertomorrowamy]

yarp