Hey, look! People!

[Kzinistzerg]

Don't see that everyday...

Quite obviously, I've just joined. Judging from the cursory browsing of the posts I've done so far, you're all completely and utterly insane. This is good. It means I should fit in.

As for me (which you might as well call the subject of this post) I've been watching MST3K since before I could actually remember them. I'm pretty sure I've watched them before I could, technically, perceive the TV. All very funny. So after rediscovering a cache of them, my brother (whom I find unlikely to actually be on these forums, but, might just well be) also discovered this, and tadaaa! Absolutely love them. I'm in the process of dragging a few of my friends over to my house so that I can duct tape them to the chairs in my brother's room to watch some.  I'm somewhat of a forum addict, so here we are.

So about ME... I'm 16 (which yes, means I've been watching MST3K since I was tiny), a girl (gasp), and I like doing pretty much everything. If you can't kill yourself in ten seconds or less, it's not fun (Rifftrax counts. Viewing certain stunningly badly written scenes without a Rifftrax along to keep you sane has been known to cause brain aneurysms).  So basically my hobbies include rock climbing, painting (I haven't quite figured out how this one is lethal yet. Eye-jabbings?), tree climbing, motorcycle driving, and playing computer games. Well, maybe not PLAYING them, it''s more like ripping them apart and then trying to figure out what in hell I was thinking, then fixing it. This can be lethal--- has anyone here ever tried to make Oblivion work coherently? Cerebral hemorrhagings all around! Oh, yes, and of course my hobbies include being me, online, which may yet be lethal if I annoy enough people.

Hopefully my stay here shall be fun--- And hopefully meeting the other denizens shall be pleasant (Let's see who is the first unfortunate to respond to this rather incoherent pile of words).

[bettertomorrowamy]

I don't get you!

[Minnesota]

Welcome to the Fold!

*resists urge to make obvious 'go climb a rock' joke*

[RobtheBarbarian]

It's traditional for new members to arm wrestle with me like that part in Predator when Arnold and Carl Weathers first meet. So far I've only lost to this guy here named Junkyard (ask him about his vegan body-building diet).

[Pak-Man]

It's traditional for new members to arm wrestle with me like that part in Predator when Arnold and Carl Weathers first meet. So far I've only lost to this guy here named Junkyard (ask him about his vegan body-building diet).

Was it double-elimination? :^)

[James of LinHood]

Welcome!  For further insanity I suggest you drop by the Rifftrax chat room from time to time:  www.rifftrax.com/chat

BTW, Pak-Man, your signiture makes me long to play The Simpson's Arcade Game once again.  Ahhh...the good old days.

[Thom_Serveaux]

I don't get you!

Nobody gets her, she's the wind baby!

*ahem*  Now that I got that bit o' foolishness out of my system, on to the business at hand....

Hi! and welcome to the Asylum.  One of our ever so friendly orderlies will by in a jiff to show you to  your cell, I mean suite.  It has all the latest accouterments, including indoor pluming, electricity and our oh so stylish and functional wallpaper made of the finest vulcanized rubber imaginable...  Her are some items that you mayor may not find useful during your imprisonmen- stay here... *gives Kzinistzerg a Decorator Swatch Roach Watch, a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), and some Boil-In-A-Bag I.V. Dinners...*

Enjoy!

[RVR II]

WOW! A Young'n!
Your brain will be sooo Twisted & Warped here..
Hopefully this won't affect the rest of your life too severely!

[Kzinistzerg]

Don't worry. With the sites I frequent and my somewhat motley collection of friends, I have enough of a warped mind to withstand the evil effects from this forum. Or go swimming in them, depending on my mood.

Arm wrestling? Aww, c'mon. I routinely lose arm-wrestling bouts with paperclips.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Explain...............................................................

[mrbasehart]

Explain...............................................................

I'm pretty sure she means she's about as strong as a new-born kitten. 

Welcome! 

[Thom_Serveaux]

Explain...............................................................

I'm pretty sure she means she's about as strong as a new-born kitten. 

Welcome! 

...that, or she is still stuggling with MS Word...

[RVR II]

Explain...............................................................

I'm pretty sure she means she's about as strong as a new-born kitten. 

Welcome! 

...that, or she is still stuggling with MS Word...

Sure... Like the 'F' word, or what words are used with 'T & A', or M F, or... well... nuf said.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Arm wrestling? Aww, c'mon. I routinely lose arm-wrestling bouts with paperclips.

Huhuagh! Then we must pump you up!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Explain...............................................................

I'm pretty sure she means she's about as strong as a new-born kitten. 

Welcome! 

...that, or she is still stuggling with MS Word...

Sure... Like the 'F' word, or what words are used with 'T & A', or M F, or... well... nuf said.

I meant that stupid paper clip mascot thingy for MS Word....