Bad Movie Cliches

[Tyrant]

Not the exact same one, but the same general idea... 

  You know, if you REALLY stare at it, it's pretty fascinating.

[gbeenie]

Here. This one is MUCH closer to what we saw:

[Tyrant]

Here. This one is MUCH closer to what we saw:

  Holy crap. That's the most awesome toilet seat cover I've ever seen EVER. I challenge anyone on this forum to find one cooler than this.

[Tripe]

Hows about this one?

[call_me_nuveena]

Holy crap. That's the most awesome toilet seat cover I've ever seen EVER. I challenge anyone on this forum to find one cooler than this.

It might not be cooler, but it's certainly creepier:



Also--and I could just be exhibiting some OCD here--that seashell toilet seat cover looks dirty to me.  I would probably wind up inhaling so many chemicals cleaning it obsessively that my nervous system would deteriorate.

[Junkyard]

As a person with a severe fear of anything that naturally lives in water, the seashell toilet would be my nightmare also.

[Dim of the Yard]

As long as a crab doesn't sneak up on me, I would probably have no problem using that thinger there, the seashell one.

[gbeenie]

Man, that gives me a great idea: shark jaw toilet seat! Yeah, it would be expensive as hell, but...

[Tyrant]

Man, that gives me a great idea: shark jaw toilet seat! Yeah, it would be expensive as hell, but...

   But worth it!!! Every hangover or stomach flu would be an awesome photo opportunity. I'd like a (fake) fur covered toilet seat cover, m'self.

   

Hows about this one?

   Perfect for every man.

   *ducks*

[Junkyard]

Anything rust proof would be perfect for any man.

[BEERxTaco]

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omg, that has to be a record!   

[Dr.Impossible]

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omg, that has to be a record!   

Oh wow, no shit

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Man, that gives me a great idea: shark jaw toilet seat! Yeah, it would be expensive as hell, but...

   But worth it!!! Every hangover or stomach flu would be an awesome photo opportunity. I'd like a (fake) fur covered toilet seat cover, m'self.

   

Hows about this one?

   Perfect for every man.

   *ducks*

Dear God....what did I start?

[Sideswipe]

O.K. Im not sure what toilet seats have to do with bad movie cliches but I never bothered to read the whole thread.  I just wanted to throw my 2 cents out for people to scoff at.  Getting back on the subject, one of the cliche's I hate the most is that the good guy always gets the girl at the end.  Why does this always happen.  I want to see a movie where the guy doesnt get the girl.  Or the girl/guy dies before anything can happen.  Why cant more movies end like Revenge of the Sith.  The Jedi get slaughtered.  Padme dies, Anakin gets his arm and legs chopped off and has to wear a respitator for the rest of his life.  Obi Wan doomed to spend the rest of his life in the desert wastelands.  Yoda is exiled to a disgusting cesspool of a planet.  C-3P0 gets his memory wiped.  The galaxy gets taken over by an opressive mad man.  Why cant we have some unhappy endings for a change.  I know, I know.  People like to leave the theatre happy.

[Tripe]

Why cant we have some unhappy endings for a change.  I know, I know.  People like to leave the theatre happy.

Because you aren't in the throng of yahoos that make up the test audiences. I want to get into some of those screenings. There'd be a significantly different set of endings coming to theaters near you.