Universe Safety Guide

[Junkyard]

Putting a time machine travelling forward into a time machine travelling backward.

[Tripe]

hey hey a reference to Logopolis

[Junkyard]

Not one that I was aware of.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

hey hey a reference to Logopolis

You mean one of the last good Doctor Who episodes? 

[Junkyard]

Gary Larson and Bill Waterson coming out of retirment and working together on a new comic.

[Tripe]

hey hey a reference to Logopolis

You mean one of the last good Doctor Who episodes? 

Well yes, until they started to pull McCoy in an interesting direction finally (oh and then they canceled it 3 stories in heckavjob JNT!)

Back on subject

Allowing JNT to oversee another long running series.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Allowing JNT to oversee another long running series.

And hiring his boyfriends as "actors"...    *cough* Adric *cough*

(not that there's anything wrong with...)

[Junkyard]

Launching a living cat out of a catapult, and having it land on it's feet, alive.

[Tripe]

And hiring his boyfriends as "actors"...    *cough* Adric *cough*
(not that there's anything wrong with...)

I think this says it best



Watching Earthshock and not cheering at the end.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

This massive lightning storm we're having at the moment.

If you don't hear from me again, it was nice knowing you....

[Junkyard]

Clear skies in Wisconsin, and I'm talking to someone in a lightning storm.
Interesting world we live in.

Making a properly proportioned Barbie Doll.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Clear skies in Wisconsin, and I'm talking to someone in a lightning storm.
Interesting world we live in.

Well, Florida is like that this time of year.

But I'll take a liightning storm every day of the week if we can avoid just one hurricane.

[Junkyard]

Wearing a latex dress to a baptism.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Wearing a latex dress with nylon underwear and an underwire bra....

One spark and..... 

[Junkyard]

Carving out a planet to look like your own head, as a clown.