Kirk vs. Kirk vs. Kirk

[Just Some Guy]

My fellow god-like energy beings, world dominating computers, and renegade Starfleet captains; too long have we lived in terror of the one called James T. Kirk!  To end his threat once and for all I have constructed my quantum-phasing-warp-ploticon and drawn to this arena Kirk from three different time periods so that we may make them fight to the death for our amusement!  Alas the fourth retrieval obtained someone named "Kirok" instead who has agreed to preside over the battle and he will be declared the victor should all three Kirks kill each other.  All Kirks have been provided with traditional Vulcan lirpas.  Now place your wagers and let the battle commence!

(cue the fight music from Amok Time)

[torgosPizza]

This may be the nerdiest post ever. Awesome!

Done casted my vote.

[bettertomorrowamy]

50 quatloos on the new-comer...Hazaaah!

[markusdragon]

(cue the fight music from Amok Time)

Du du deeeee-deeeee-deeeee-deeeee-deee-dedadeedee, BOM-BOM BOM-BOM BOM-BOM BOM...

[Sideswipe]

Thats the national anthem of Dr. Zoidberg's people.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Who is Krik and what does he do??

[Just Some Guy]

He diabolically slips himself into situations where he can be mistaken for Kirk.  Mostly to pick up Orion slave girls.

[RVR II]

Yeah.. That Pretty Much sums up Kirk's Kirk!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Yeah it said Kirok is Krik with brain damage, so I assumed the Krik (if he is in the arena) could probably take all of the Kirk's and Kirok.
I'm just trying to maximize my Quatloos. 

[Just Some Guy]

Yeah it said Kirok is Krik with brain damage, so I assumed the Krik (if he is in the arena) could probably take all of the Kirk's and Kirok.
I'm just trying to maximize my Quatloos. 

It never said Krik.  You must either be crazy or have slipped through some kind of temporal anomaly.

[That's got to be a major practical joke in the Star Trek universe: wear a fake beard and act evil when someone comes into the room...]

[bettertomorrowamy]

All bets are off then!  Krik could have taken all your Quatloos.

[Sharktopus]

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[mrbasehart]

If it were possible, I'd vote for all of them.  Kirk always wins, even if a little brain-damaged.

[RVR II]

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NUFF SAID!!

[Cosmic Muse]

I like the way Ricardo Montalban says "Kirk" in Wrath of Khan.