Who Will Inherit the Mustache?

[Sharktopus]

The Mustache of Power did rest briefly on Bruce for The Man With The Screaming Brain. In fact, the film is only watchable thanks to the influence of the almighty 'stache:


I can think think of no more worthy heir, except maybe Brock Samson, but he's only real in my heart.

[Mr. 420]

You all might be forgetting that Trace Beaulieu had a nice run with the mustache of power...could one say it was a seven year mustache ride?

[Pak-Man]

[Mr. 420]

Great call with the Saul video....that show sort of reminds me of an acid trip I had in highschool...

[Sideswipe]

The Mustache of Power did originate with this man

Peter Cullen, the voice of the Almighty Oprimus Prime!

[Bob]

That IS one impress Stash.

[Sharktopus]

The Mustache of Power did originate with this man

Peter Cullen, the voice of the Almighty Oprimus Prime!

I dunno. Cullen is certainly the man, but that looks an awful lot like a villain's 'stache:

[Bob]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Junkyard]

Do not question the ways of the universe. Everything must have a balance.
The Stache' of Light and the Stache' of Darkness.

[Nunyerbiz]

Maybe going a bit off-topic... as this isn't so much who will ihnerit the stache... as opposed to giving some props to the greatest stache sub-genre ever... 70's baseball players:

The immortal Rollie Fingers:


The Mad Hungarian


"I'm Keith Hernandez..."


The Wizard... of kickass sideburns (ok, the stache is secondary)


Another immortal... Oscar Gamble (ok, another secondary stache... but still)


The White Oscar Gamble... (when the upper lip is completely obscured... you got a good stache)

[Bob]

I love those spring training photos of Oscar Gamble.   I always wondered how he got his hair in the batting helmet.

And Ross Grimsley should have known better.

[Bob]

Lanny McDonald of the NHL

[BathTub]

I think something is eating his face!

[Nunyerbiz]

I love those spring training photos of Oscar Gamble.   I always wondered how he got his hair in the batting helmet.

I was doing a google image search for a picture of Barry Sanders with helmet hair... which kind of went along with the "how did Oscar get his batting helmet on?" question. For a few years, Barry Sanders had a decent little fro kickin... it was no Oscar Gamble, but it was somewhat grown out. During most Lions TV brtoadcasts they'd cut to Barry on the bench, sans helmet, and his hair took the perfect mold of the inside. All the internal padding and whatnot was perfectly laid out in reverse... it was quite a sight.

Alas, I could not find such a picture... but the search wasn't a total loss... as I found another nice nugget of 70's stache greatness....



Seriously, one of those Darth Vader meditation pod things dropped that on top of his head every morning... there is no other explanation I am willing to accept.

[Bob]

"Ken", I am betting that is great LP.